In my first blog of April "Star Wars Racism part 1" I talked about the arguments being made against the prequals to the Star Wars series. If you have seen Chasing Amy or read blogs about Star Wars you will know what I'm talking about. The following I don't nessarily agree with, but I think is absolutely hilarious. I'm a man of color myself and I think this is funny.
"Those Movies are about how the White Man keep the brother man down, even in a Galaxay far far away." Luke Skywaker is a white farm boy, blond hair, blue eyes, and a fitting model for the Arian Race. Then there is Darth Vader, the blackest guy in the galaxy. Luke Skywaker and his clan(Klan) of other white people decide that the galaxy isn't saafe with a black man running it. Luke and his clan bust up Vaders hood and defeat him.
At the end of Return of the Jedi, Luke pulls of Vaders beautiful black helmet to reveal a febal old white man. Could Lucus be saying that all Black people wish they were white? I don't think so, but the thought of it is funny.
Also on the internet, It says that, Chewbacca was Italian because he was extremely hairy and you couldn't understand what he was saying. hahaha that so riduculous.
Check out Star Wars Racism part 1 in my April blogs!
Friday, May 8, 2009
Video Showcase
Last monday I attended the Bridgewater Video Showcase. I did it in part to get the 33 extra bonus points to add on to the other 33 points that I got from attenting the synopsis. It was very interesting. I didn't enjoy all the films, but I enjoyed most of the films. I'm not going to crap on the ones I didn't like because I could tell how hard people worked on them, and I cannot critise hard work. My favorite short film was the Clown film; I'm just wondering what other people thought of it.
Congrads to anyone who's films made it on to the Bridgewater big screen. I wish I could have seen the other films that didn't make it. I'm sure they were just as good. To be perfectly honest I would have shown up even if I wasn't getting 66 bonus points total. It was definately worth it. Plus, It was free! I sure beats paying to see Max Payne! hahaha
Congrads to anyone who's films made it on to the Bridgewater big screen. I wish I could have seen the other films that didn't make it. I'm sure they were just as good. To be perfectly honest I would have shown up even if I wasn't getting 66 bonus points total. It was definately worth it. Plus, It was free! I sure beats paying to see Max Payne! hahaha
Thursday, May 7, 2009
The Cosmopolitan poem
Five new ways to make your butt look smaller.
Great sailing shoes all over $200
10 new ways of thinking that are the key to success.
Lose all that ugly baby Phat in 10 days or less.
After Thanksgiving dinner do you look a little round.
More ways to lose weight if you're over 120 pounds.
You need to address in our clothes if you want to be the perfect trophy wife.
Lots of celebrity gossip because that's the only thing that matters in your life.
Look 10 years younger, new products for a spray on tan.
Take the 10 question quiz so you can get in a fight with your man.
I know these articles and ads are constantly repeating,
but heres as a quiz to find out if your man is cheating.
I was a maginzene cover with sweet little Amanda bines,
right beside her a headline that said, “Have an Orgazam, every time!”
New shampoo and conditioner from the Philippines Japan and China.
152 new ways to put a dick in a vagina.
Oh the sex tips, there nothing really erotic that they will actually show,
Ir your girl starts drawing on your chest with lipstick, than she reads a lot of cosmo
We would give you world news but it's not something that you can understand.
But here are some new sex positions so he will put a fat or ring on your hand.
Here are some new boots carved from the skin of an ox.
Here's even more beauty tips so you can try to look like Megan Fox.
I’m not saying all women are niave, and that any woman can be caught
But, They are pressured to value such stupid things retarded thoughts.
You don’t have to pick up the magazine, you have the right to choose
Its just going to tell you to buy shit you’ll never need or use.
Shell ask “Where can Find a man’s g-spot is it something I can unlock.
I’ll give you a hint where it is, its located on the wiener.
These magazines say there are more important things than being content
Being 100 pounds is more important than being intelligent.
If you think I’m wrong and you’re feeling very proud
I dare you, to stand in the grocery line, and read the cover out loud.
Naughty Sex, 8 new positions, am I normal down there, what hannanah Montana likes, 10 things guys crave in bed, How to take it in the butt and not feel ashamed, have an orgazam every time!
Great sailing shoes all over $200
10 new ways of thinking that are the key to success.
Lose all that ugly baby Phat in 10 days or less.
After Thanksgiving dinner do you look a little round.
More ways to lose weight if you're over 120 pounds.
You need to address in our clothes if you want to be the perfect trophy wife.
Lots of celebrity gossip because that's the only thing that matters in your life.
Look 10 years younger, new products for a spray on tan.
Take the 10 question quiz so you can get in a fight with your man.
I know these articles and ads are constantly repeating,
but heres as a quiz to find out if your man is cheating.
I was a maginzene cover with sweet little Amanda bines,
right beside her a headline that said, “Have an Orgazam, every time!”
New shampoo and conditioner from the Philippines Japan and China.
152 new ways to put a dick in a vagina.
Oh the sex tips, there nothing really erotic that they will actually show,
Ir your girl starts drawing on your chest with lipstick, than she reads a lot of cosmo
We would give you world news but it's not something that you can understand.
But here are some new sex positions so he will put a fat or ring on your hand.
Here are some new boots carved from the skin of an ox.
Here's even more beauty tips so you can try to look like Megan Fox.
I’m not saying all women are niave, and that any woman can be caught
But, They are pressured to value such stupid things retarded thoughts.
You don’t have to pick up the magazine, you have the right to choose
Its just going to tell you to buy shit you’ll never need or use.
Shell ask “Where can Find a man’s g-spot is it something I can unlock.
I’ll give you a hint where it is, its located on the wiener.
These magazines say there are more important things than being content
Being 100 pounds is more important than being intelligent.
If you think I’m wrong and you’re feeling very proud
I dare you, to stand in the grocery line, and read the cover out loud.
Naughty Sex, 8 new positions, am I normal down there, what hannanah Montana likes, 10 things guys crave in bed, How to take it in the butt and not feel ashamed, have an orgazam every time!
The John Poem
There once was a man who smelled like a ditch
A man that had a voice of very high pitch
The man spoke like he had a unit like a thimble.
If he sang in doors he would break every window.
If you stood right near him his gut would be out your eyes.
He'd start off every greating with “huh huh high you guys.”
His shirts were really tight his bellybutton was always showing.
He made sure he always asked, “hy hyh High you guys hows it going?” huh hla!
His voice was so high it would be harmful to a dog's ear.
His feet were so big he could start waffles for a career.
He was dating the sister of my really good friend Danny Hall.
unfortunately when I walked in the house I could hear them banging through the walls.
Oh oh oh oh we Shazam!
How did he get whether he's creepy like a stalker.
Either she was really good and bed, or just a really good talker.
Didn't hurt when he fell from heaven? You must be a stove cause your hot? There's 206 bones in the body you want one more?
She didn't make sound like that but she didn't ask for more. But, She made sounds similar to sand people from Star Wars.
We haven't seen much of John that school year, he was a man we almost forgot.
But somebody brought up his name while we were talking in the school parking lot.
We were sting on mikes car, patty mack asked what stinks?
It was John driving up in his 1983 mercury lynx.
Man that cars dirty and it really smells like Pooh.
While it doesn't matter I live in Falmouth now, so fuck you!
He told us Falmouth is much better than Barnstable because it really sucks
Then he told us all that we could shove it, and kiss his freakeld stuff.
As he was about to drive off he sipped on a bottle of Jin.
The Mike O'Toole put on his car a bottle of his own urine.
Tim was distracting John so he wouldn't see.
Then John said stop making me laugh together make me pee.
He tried driving off yelling we and shazam.
But then the bottle spills and all over his hand.
You guys are mean huh huh
And that was the last I saw of John he was like nothing you could compare. John drove off into the sunset with the middle finger in the air.
Bye you guys!
A man that had a voice of very high pitch
The man spoke like he had a unit like a thimble.
If he sang in doors he would break every window.
If you stood right near him his gut would be out your eyes.
He'd start off every greating with “huh huh high you guys.”
His shirts were really tight his bellybutton was always showing.
He made sure he always asked, “hy hyh High you guys hows it going?” huh hla!
His voice was so high it would be harmful to a dog's ear.
His feet were so big he could start waffles for a career.
He was dating the sister of my really good friend Danny Hall.
unfortunately when I walked in the house I could hear them banging through the walls.
Oh oh oh oh we Shazam!
How did he get whether he's creepy like a stalker.
Either she was really good and bed, or just a really good talker.
Didn't hurt when he fell from heaven? You must be a stove cause your hot? There's 206 bones in the body you want one more?
She didn't make sound like that but she didn't ask for more. But, She made sounds similar to sand people from Star Wars.
We haven't seen much of John that school year, he was a man we almost forgot.
But somebody brought up his name while we were talking in the school parking lot.
We were sting on mikes car, patty mack asked what stinks?
It was John driving up in his 1983 mercury lynx.
Man that cars dirty and it really smells like Pooh.
While it doesn't matter I live in Falmouth now, so fuck you!
He told us Falmouth is much better than Barnstable because it really sucks
Then he told us all that we could shove it, and kiss his freakeld stuff.
As he was about to drive off he sipped on a bottle of Jin.
The Mike O'Toole put on his car a bottle of his own urine.
Tim was distracting John so he wouldn't see.
Then John said stop making me laugh together make me pee.
He tried driving off yelling we and shazam.
But then the bottle spills and all over his hand.
You guys are mean huh huh
And that was the last I saw of John he was like nothing you could compare. John drove off into the sunset with the middle finger in the air.
Bye you guys!
Friday, April 10, 2009
Chivalry is Dead
Is chivalry truly dead? Personally I think it is. Most of my life I’ve acted like an asshole, because it gets attention. I was successful, but I did not like being that guy. It was not me. Only this year did I start playing the nice guy, because that’s who I felt I really was. They say that nice things happen to nice people but I think that is bullshit. The breed of old fashion guys is dying, but that understandable. Todays society is rapidly changing and so are peoples ideas. You cant get the girl with by using old ways of thinking.
Nice guys don’t get far in life because nice guys are boring, predictable and seen as pathetic and creepy. Jerks get the girl, because it is never a boring day when you are dating an asshole. Deep down the girl hopes that she can change the jerk into a decent guy. Women say they want a nice guy but really they don’t. Good girls never go for the good boys, I’ll explain later. They like to see the rare occasion of their man finally doing something nice. If you were to ask this girl, “Why are you dating that asshole?”
“He’s a nice guy on the inside”
“It’s not who you are on the inside, its what you do that defines you.” Yeah I stole that from Batman Begins. Hes a nice guy on the inside, Don’t you mean he’s nice when he is inside you? Just kidding, but not really. They say that nice guys finish last, but I don’t entirely agree. I think nice guys finish in a tissue. Next time you go on a first date, give her a rose. Most likely she will find it creepy. Too many young women, there is a fine line between being nice and being disturbing. Us guys are given the stereotype that we are all walking errections, and chicks are given the sterotypes that they are supersensitive and emotional. Like I said before, some girls out there say that they want a sensitive guy, but who wants a mate that is almost like you. Guys don’t want women who fart, burp and pick there nose in public; or maybe you do. In society a sensitive man is seen as gay. It’s very hard to be sensitive and strong at the same time. Girls want at least one male friend so they don’t have to wonder if that male want to have sex with them.
Nice guys don’t get far in life because nice guys are boring, predictable and seen as pathetic and creepy. Jerks get the girl, because it is never a boring day when you are dating an asshole. Deep down the girl hopes that she can change the jerk into a decent guy. Women say they want a nice guy but really they don’t. Good girls never go for the good boys, I’ll explain later. They like to see the rare occasion of their man finally doing something nice. If you were to ask this girl, “Why are you dating that asshole?”
“He’s a nice guy on the inside”
“It’s not who you are on the inside, its what you do that defines you.” Yeah I stole that from Batman Begins. Hes a nice guy on the inside, Don’t you mean he’s nice when he is inside you? Just kidding, but not really. They say that nice guys finish last, but I don’t entirely agree. I think nice guys finish in a tissue. Next time you go on a first date, give her a rose. Most likely she will find it creepy. Too many young women, there is a fine line between being nice and being disturbing. Us guys are given the stereotype that we are all walking errections, and chicks are given the sterotypes that they are supersensitive and emotional. Like I said before, some girls out there say that they want a sensitive guy, but who wants a mate that is almost like you. Guys don’t want women who fart, burp and pick there nose in public; or maybe you do. In society a sensitive man is seen as gay. It’s very hard to be sensitive and strong at the same time. Girls want at least one male friend so they don’t have to wonder if that male want to have sex with them.
Why I want to be a teacher
I think since I was a little kid, I have always wanted to be a teacher. From First grade to 12th grade, I always thought how cool it would be to be the person on the other side of the desk. I like to teach people. I have my own way of teaching that is somewhat unorthodox, but very effective if I may say so myself. I find it very accomplishing when I help someone learn something new, or I help them comprehend something that they could not learn on there own. I think being a teacher would be fun and exciting.
My dad is a teacher at Attleboro high school, and he loves his job very much. I have always looked up to my dad in almost every aspect of my life. I think he is the coolest guy in the world. My dad is a little unorthodox in his teaching style but it is very effective. I was watching my father teach his class, and I noticed that one of the students was creeping up behind him. My dad was writing on the blackboard, so he did not know this at the time. The student went to reach for my dad’s wallet. He saw what the student had tried to do, and he put him in a top-wrist-lock. While the student was screaming like a little girl, my father was still teaching the class. I think that was that day that I decided I was going to go to school to become a high school or elementary school teacher.
I see teaching as a calling. I used to tutor kids and I loved it. My style was unorthodox but effective nevertheless. I would mainly tutor in math, because that was my best subject at the time. One kid said that he had all the answers to his homework that he got from some kid. I took all those answers and ripped them up. The kid’s mouth dropped but I was able to teach the kid from scratch. I figure that I would rather be an elementary school teacher. That is about the right age that determines if a kid is going to grow up to be a good person or grow up to be a jerk. With elementary school kids, I have a fresh new mind to mold. I want my students to be attentive, creative, and charismatic. A student that received a great education should have all these qualities. I think it is going to be hard to teach younger minds, but I think this could be easily attainable.
My dad is a teacher at Attleboro high school, and he loves his job very much. I have always looked up to my dad in almost every aspect of my life. I think he is the coolest guy in the world. My dad is a little unorthodox in his teaching style but it is very effective. I was watching my father teach his class, and I noticed that one of the students was creeping up behind him. My dad was writing on the blackboard, so he did not know this at the time. The student went to reach for my dad’s wallet. He saw what the student had tried to do, and he put him in a top-wrist-lock. While the student was screaming like a little girl, my father was still teaching the class. I think that was that day that I decided I was going to go to school to become a high school or elementary school teacher.
I see teaching as a calling. I used to tutor kids and I loved it. My style was unorthodox but effective nevertheless. I would mainly tutor in math, because that was my best subject at the time. One kid said that he had all the answers to his homework that he got from some kid. I took all those answers and ripped them up. The kid’s mouth dropped but I was able to teach the kid from scratch. I figure that I would rather be an elementary school teacher. That is about the right age that determines if a kid is going to grow up to be a good person or grow up to be a jerk. With elementary school kids, I have a fresh new mind to mold. I want my students to be attentive, creative, and charismatic. A student that received a great education should have all these qualities. I think it is going to be hard to teach younger minds, but I think this could be easily attainable.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Romantic Comedies
Romantic comedies are not movies that you should regularly see.
Cause chick flicks give false hope on what a relationship should be.
You may take to heart and want to be the character in that flick.
But it is all just a movie in the plots are so unrealistic.
One of the things that grinds my gears and makes me so Irate.
But there's always someone out there to be the perfect mate.
We know that there is no such thing as a perfect person as we realize.
The films like a walk to remember tell us otherwise.
They’re saying All women are unorganized wrecks until they meet someone on the street.
In order to get the girl, guys have to roll out the red carpet and throw rose petals at her feet.
I'm not going to get you the biggest pearl that ever came out of the shell.
I'm not go stand outside your window with a boom box and play Peter Gabriel.
They say anyone can find love it doesn't matter if you're big or small.
Even a guy like Woody Allen can find love even know he has old balls.
feeble Woody Allen can get anyone even though he's as old as the word amen.
But come on Diane Keaton, Julia Louis, Julia Roberts and even Shirley's therein.
Diane Lane was great and unfaithful it was good for her career.
But it's not much of an acting challenge to be in a loveless marriage with Richard Gere.
I might give you a tub of roses petals just like in American beauty.
I'm knocking him make your field of daisies as far as the eye can see.
You got another thing coming you think your guy have a relationship right out of a storybook. For you there'll be no George Clooney Matt Damon Keith ledger or Dane cook.
If you think you're getting Mandy Moore I'm afraid you're at a loss.
In real life Rachel would never go for dumb as loser like Ross.
Dare we expose our kids to this intellectual smut.
How come in sitcoms and pretty girl is always married to the guy with the big beer gut?
if you have a girl show Dragon or these films like splash or sex and the city.
But these films are much more enjoyable when you got stomach filled with Hennessey.
There is one thing you can take this one message I'm trying to transmit.
Just listen and Nicholas Cage and ascends at the fairy tales are bull shit.
When you go home tonight and watch your maid in Manhattan uncut.
The poor girl never gets a rich guy unless she's a total slut.
I'm not Aladdin and you are not jasmine why should we be lying.
I'll certainly never be built Billy Crystal and you won't be Meg Ryan.
I may not be Prince charming and I may not be home every night,
you will always be in my mind and I will treat you right.
I'll do whatever it takes so I won't have to see you frown.
He physically makes you feel uncomfortable all be Forrest Gump and punch that Fokker down.
We can be like the movie point break, we can snowboard, ski or sky dive.
I will not walk 500 miles for you, but I certainly wont mind the drive.
I’m not the dread pirate Roberts, romeo or Matthew mcConahay
And you’re not Adriana Lima, but I wondn’t have it any other way.
You probably not have the dream wedding that you seen in every Disney movie.
I'll let you take control the music so we can play your Phil Collins CD.
I’m not going to be Freddy prince jr. I cant afford to put roses on all your stuff
Hopefully just being me with a bit of luck is good enough
Cause chick flicks give false hope on what a relationship should be.
You may take to heart and want to be the character in that flick.
But it is all just a movie in the plots are so unrealistic.
One of the things that grinds my gears and makes me so Irate.
But there's always someone out there to be the perfect mate.
We know that there is no such thing as a perfect person as we realize.
The films like a walk to remember tell us otherwise.
They’re saying All women are unorganized wrecks until they meet someone on the street.
In order to get the girl, guys have to roll out the red carpet and throw rose petals at her feet.
I'm not going to get you the biggest pearl that ever came out of the shell.
I'm not go stand outside your window with a boom box and play Peter Gabriel.
They say anyone can find love it doesn't matter if you're big or small.
Even a guy like Woody Allen can find love even know he has old balls.
feeble Woody Allen can get anyone even though he's as old as the word amen.
But come on Diane Keaton, Julia Louis, Julia Roberts and even Shirley's therein.
Diane Lane was great and unfaithful it was good for her career.
But it's not much of an acting challenge to be in a loveless marriage with Richard Gere.
I might give you a tub of roses petals just like in American beauty.
I'm knocking him make your field of daisies as far as the eye can see.
You got another thing coming you think your guy have a relationship right out of a storybook. For you there'll be no George Clooney Matt Damon Keith ledger or Dane cook.
If you think you're getting Mandy Moore I'm afraid you're at a loss.
In real life Rachel would never go for dumb as loser like Ross.
Dare we expose our kids to this intellectual smut.
How come in sitcoms and pretty girl is always married to the guy with the big beer gut?
if you have a girl show Dragon or these films like splash or sex and the city.
But these films are much more enjoyable when you got stomach filled with Hennessey.
There is one thing you can take this one message I'm trying to transmit.
Just listen and Nicholas Cage and ascends at the fairy tales are bull shit.
When you go home tonight and watch your maid in Manhattan uncut.
The poor girl never gets a rich guy unless she's a total slut.
I'm not Aladdin and you are not jasmine why should we be lying.
I'll certainly never be built Billy Crystal and you won't be Meg Ryan.
I may not be Prince charming and I may not be home every night,
you will always be in my mind and I will treat you right.
I'll do whatever it takes so I won't have to see you frown.
He physically makes you feel uncomfortable all be Forrest Gump and punch that Fokker down.
We can be like the movie point break, we can snowboard, ski or sky dive.
I will not walk 500 miles for you, but I certainly wont mind the drive.
I’m not the dread pirate Roberts, romeo or Matthew mcConahay
And you’re not Adriana Lima, but I wondn’t have it any other way.
You probably not have the dream wedding that you seen in every Disney movie.
I'll let you take control the music so we can play your Phil Collins CD.
I’m not going to be Freddy prince jr. I cant afford to put roses on all your stuff
Hopefully just being me with a bit of luck is good enough
The Uncle Barry Poem
Have you ever dated someone that your friends or close ones were after? this is what this poem is about.
I was dating this girl had a sense of humor just like mine.
The way she talks she sent shivers down my spine.
She's a nice girl we talk almost every night.
She was a beauty but today she was all right.
She was really cute like Tinkerbell the ferry,
but it's awkward that someone close to me was after, a relative by the name of uncle Barry.
Uncle Barry was a player get a lot of girls that were fine.
As many as myself why did he have to go after mine.
He asked her what to name sweet cheeks, she said her name was Ming.
Well my name's uncle Barry and I like to do the wild thing
You need to get with a real man, uncle Barry can't tell a lie.
Girl I saw you from across the room, I had to adjust my fly.
She tried to make it clear that uncle Barry had no chance.
He said why do you come over my house because save the last dance.
While Ming I were heading to a new place called the buzz.
Barry drove her house, she wasn't home, but her younger sister was.
We got back to the house step inside the lair,
then all of a sudeen we heard sounds “oh yeah oh yeah”
We thought nothing of it as we were heading up the stairs.
Then we heard uncle Barry's voice saying pull my ass hairs
He came out, “it was really cool the king just made her the Queen”
as great uncle Barry but I bet you didn’t know that the girl was only 16
oh my god. Oh my god
I was dating this girl had a sense of humor just like mine.
The way she talks she sent shivers down my spine.
She's a nice girl we talk almost every night.
She was a beauty but today she was all right.
She was really cute like Tinkerbell the ferry,
but it's awkward that someone close to me was after, a relative by the name of uncle Barry.
Uncle Barry was a player get a lot of girls that were fine.
As many as myself why did he have to go after mine.
He asked her what to name sweet cheeks, she said her name was Ming.
Well my name's uncle Barry and I like to do the wild thing
You need to get with a real man, uncle Barry can't tell a lie.
Girl I saw you from across the room, I had to adjust my fly.
She tried to make it clear that uncle Barry had no chance.
He said why do you come over my house because save the last dance.
While Ming I were heading to a new place called the buzz.
Barry drove her house, she wasn't home, but her younger sister was.
We got back to the house step inside the lair,
then all of a sudeen we heard sounds “oh yeah oh yeah”
We thought nothing of it as we were heading up the stairs.
Then we heard uncle Barry's voice saying pull my ass hairs
He came out, “it was really cool the king just made her the Queen”
as great uncle Barry but I bet you didn’t know that the girl was only 16
oh my god. Oh my god
Monday, April 6, 2009
The Great Gatsby
I found out the other day that one of my favorite English professors was doing a lesson on the book The Great Gatsby. I said to her, "Why were we not reading that when I was in your classes? Don't you understand? The Great Gatsby is my favorite book! I consider that book a modern day love story that takes place in the 1920's ha ha! Gatsby hooks up with a woman that does not have as much interest in him as he does her. I connect much of his pain to the pain that my friends share. I think a lot of people can relate to Gatsby. I wrote this poem in the perspective of the Great Gatsby, if I was a modern day Gatsby.
My name is Gatsby, and I'm great let me give you a run-down
people know who i am, I'm think I'm state renowned
whenever i throw a party its the talk of the town
mad people show up in their nice tuxes and gowns
the party is popping as i watch people get down
i sit and watch from my window wearing my invisible crown
Its a party up in west egg, with mad peeps that i surround
but there this one chick Daisy, I allays hope to see around
I walk into my bro Nicks house, to which I have found
Daisy was standing there, my feet were glued to the ground
I'll never forget that night, she took me back to her compound
we were up all night, squealing like the hounds
her dumb ass husband tom started to shove yours truly around
he said what the fuck are you doing? its me that she is bound
bitch i went to oxford, so don't get all profound
ill fucking knock you out with one punch and bring you to the ground
i know peeps that rigged the world series so i suggest you spin around
they make you so scared your pants will start turning brown
I want you daisy ill do anything to not make you frown
why don't you live with me? and dump that dumb ass clown
Its the jazz age baby, i don't care if your on the rebound
well make the beast with two backs, if you come around
we'll roll in my yellow Rolls Royse all over town
if there is someone, you can mow that bitch down
its sucks you have to your husband, i know you don't want to get caught
I'll be thinking of you, in my pool, and hopefully I don't get shot.
if i ever pass on, i hope you'll be thinking about me Daisy
I'll love you forever, sincerely yours The Great Jay Gatsby
My name is Gatsby, and I'm great let me give you a run-down
people know who i am, I'm think I'm state renowned
whenever i throw a party its the talk of the town
mad people show up in their nice tuxes and gowns
the party is popping as i watch people get down
i sit and watch from my window wearing my invisible crown
Its a party up in west egg, with mad peeps that i surround
but there this one chick Daisy, I allays hope to see around
I walk into my bro Nicks house, to which I have found
Daisy was standing there, my feet were glued to the ground
I'll never forget that night, she took me back to her compound
we were up all night, squealing like the hounds
her dumb ass husband tom started to shove yours truly around
he said what the fuck are you doing? its me that she is bound
bitch i went to oxford, so don't get all profound
ill fucking knock you out with one punch and bring you to the ground
i know peeps that rigged the world series so i suggest you spin around
they make you so scared your pants will start turning brown
I want you daisy ill do anything to not make you frown
why don't you live with me? and dump that dumb ass clown
Its the jazz age baby, i don't care if your on the rebound
well make the beast with two backs, if you come around
we'll roll in my yellow Rolls Royse all over town
if there is someone, you can mow that bitch down
its sucks you have to your husband, i know you don't want to get caught
I'll be thinking of you, in my pool, and hopefully I don't get shot.
if i ever pass on, i hope you'll be thinking about me Daisy
I'll love you forever, sincerely yours The Great Jay Gatsby
Sunday, April 5, 2009
MTV Poem
There are no tunes on this station, the music they try to smother,
I’ve heard more music on an episode of “How I met your mother.”
You wont see U2, Alice in Chains, Sublime or Styx,
They still play music videos, but only from 5 to 6.
Why did MTV take away the music? No one really knows.
The station is now a haven for shitty dating shows.
Next, Exposed, Room Raiders, are shows that are very hollow,
They only put contestants on there that are really SHALLOW.
“My super sweet sixteen,”
“I want to fly on a jet, my guests need first class seating,”
I think all those parents should give their kids a beating.
“Daddy this isn’t the car I wanted, I wanted the Go-go dolls”
No Daddy NO.
“Parental control.”
The parents find a new date for their daughter,
Why are they trying to pretend?
Cause shel’l always pick her douche bag boyfriend at the end.
In the show Made, the take a teen that should be sucking on a bottle
And they try to make a sobbing fat chick turn into a model.
What ever happened to the days when we said, I want my MTV
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss Carson Daly
I’ve heard more music on an episode of “How I met your mother.”
You wont see U2, Alice in Chains, Sublime or Styx,
They still play music videos, but only from 5 to 6.
Why did MTV take away the music? No one really knows.
The station is now a haven for shitty dating shows.
Next, Exposed, Room Raiders, are shows that are very hollow,
They only put contestants on there that are really SHALLOW.
“My super sweet sixteen,”
“I want to fly on a jet, my guests need first class seating,”
I think all those parents should give their kids a beating.
“Daddy this isn’t the car I wanted, I wanted the Go-go dolls”
No Daddy NO.
“Parental control.”
The parents find a new date for their daughter,
Why are they trying to pretend?
Cause shel’l always pick her douche bag boyfriend at the end.
In the show Made, the take a teen that should be sucking on a bottle
And they try to make a sobbing fat chick turn into a model.
What ever happened to the days when we said, I want my MTV
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss Carson Daly
Friday, April 3, 2009
The Corey Dooling Poem
I wrote this poem yesterday for a Friend that passed away this Monday. I'm going to his wake today and I'm going to his funeral tomorrow. It's not too sappy! I promise
Corey Dooling Poem
Corey Dooling was man built like he was raised on a farm
He had a combination of charisma, cockiness, and charm
Didn’t matter what he said, everyone thought he was funny.
Corey was a ladies man, he could get a playboy bunny.
When it came to the ladies, Corey could take his pick.
He knew in his mind, that he was nobody’s sidekick
Corey spoke in a sarcastic tone that only I could comprehend.
I said you’re such a toolbag, we really should be friends.
The type of friendship he displayed you couldn’t really compare.
He always had my back, to me that was very rare.
On the road, he would always drive like he was in outer space.
We‘d drive with no destination, yet we all wanted to get someplace.
I didn’t matter if Corey, Pat or I was the driver.
We would crank up the tunes, and sing Holy Diver.
If he told you something, you’d really believe it was true.
Corey thought he was invincible, and we believed it too.
When we played ruit, I loved to watch him lose his cool.
Then he’d moon everyone there, almost acting like a fool.
He would always like to show the place that he would sit.
One time he had a pimple on his butt, maybe I should’ve popped it!….jk
Corey was a free spirit and he loved surfing on the ocean.
I think we got along because we didn’t show much emotion
Corey wanted to help people out, and turn it into a living
He even helped Happy Juice out of an abandoned building.
If he brought a date and she left with another dude,
Corey would leave with another, and do it without being rude
I wish he stayed a little longer, Corey would’ve been a success
And I wish some people wouldn’t take advantage of his kindness
Many said they knew Corey Dooling, their friendship he would thrive
Any party would get 25% better, whenever he’d arrive
I wish I had one more drink with him, maybe one last call
Corey Dooling was loved by many, hated by few, but respected by all!
Corey Dooling Poem
Corey Dooling was man built like he was raised on a farm
He had a combination of charisma, cockiness, and charm
Didn’t matter what he said, everyone thought he was funny.
Corey was a ladies man, he could get a playboy bunny.
When it came to the ladies, Corey could take his pick.
He knew in his mind, that he was nobody’s sidekick
Corey spoke in a sarcastic tone that only I could comprehend.
I said you’re such a toolbag, we really should be friends.
The type of friendship he displayed you couldn’t really compare.
He always had my back, to me that was very rare.
On the road, he would always drive like he was in outer space.
We‘d drive with no destination, yet we all wanted to get someplace.
I didn’t matter if Corey, Pat or I was the driver.
We would crank up the tunes, and sing Holy Diver.
If he told you something, you’d really believe it was true.
Corey thought he was invincible, and we believed it too.
When we played ruit, I loved to watch him lose his cool.
Then he’d moon everyone there, almost acting like a fool.
He would always like to show the place that he would sit.
One time he had a pimple on his butt, maybe I should’ve popped it!….jk
Corey was a free spirit and he loved surfing on the ocean.
I think we got along because we didn’t show much emotion
Corey wanted to help people out, and turn it into a living
He even helped Happy Juice out of an abandoned building.
If he brought a date and she left with another dude,
Corey would leave with another, and do it without being rude
I wish he stayed a little longer, Corey would’ve been a success
And I wish some people wouldn’t take advantage of his kindness
Many said they knew Corey Dooling, their friendship he would thrive
Any party would get 25% better, whenever he’d arrive
I wish I had one more drink with him, maybe one last call
Corey Dooling was loved by many, hated by few, but respected by all!
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Star Wars Racism part 1
I think its amusing that many people in movies, media, and the Internet claim that certain aspects of Star Wars are racist. Some of them are very good points, but I don't take them seriously. As a man of color myself, I think racism is often times hilarious. Here are some examples of racism in Star Wars.
We have Jar-Jar Binks, who speaks like a black slave. He follows the Jedi masters around and doing everything that they say. Jar-Jar is not that well educated and neither are his people.
Jar-Jar's people are the Gungan and the live benethe the rich white people of naboo. The people of Naboo are of much higher class, obviously repressing white people. They get to live in the sun while the Gungan have to live beneath them under water and In hiding.
In the Phantom Menace, we have the green skinned Neimoidians. They have Asian accents, with squinty eyes and flat faces. They are in charge of most of the technology In the Galaxy. Obviously they represent the Japanese, we just don't know which cooperation.
We have Jar-Jar Binks, who speaks like a black slave. He follows the Jedi masters around and doing everything that they say. Jar-Jar is not that well educated and neither are his people.
Jar-Jar's people are the Gungan and the live benethe the rich white people of naboo. The people of Naboo are of much higher class, obviously repressing white people. They get to live in the sun while the Gungan have to live beneath them under water and In hiding.
In the Phantom Menace, we have the green skinned Neimoidians. They have Asian accents, with squinty eyes and flat faces. They are in charge of most of the technology In the Galaxy. Obviously they represent the Japanese, we just don't know which cooperation.
Friday, March 13, 2009
The Ahbraham Poem
As far as you know, the name of my Blog is Ahbraham
A lot of people ask me, "What is the deal with Ahbraham? what is a Ahbraham?" Ahbraham is a person I meet in real life that I feel defines who I am. Through him I feel created my own Idenity. I feel the people you hang around and the people you meet, created who you are and help you know more about yourself (If that makes any sense)
Ahbrahm was a minister I meet a while back. I felt the guy was a total nut, but he was so interesting to me. In fact, I have made videos impersonating him because I think he is so Hilarious. So you can further understand, I posted up a poem that I wrote about him. Enjoy!
It was 2005, I was with my friends Dan Lyon and DC
and we talked about were we would go if we had money
I said I would go to Florida, DC said he would Guam
then out of nowhere a man popped out and said "I would go to Ahbraham!"
Where’s Ahbraham? Is that in Europe or Bombay?
No individual Ahbraham is I and I will show you the way
"I am a minister and my goal is to save your each of your souls
and if there is an empty space in your life I will fill your hole!"
I was intrigued by this person, are you high or are you just really board?
"your darn right I'm high, I'm high with the spirit of the lord"
"the problem with today’s youth is you try to get whatever you can acquire
these material things, you are all sinners, fornicators and sodomizers"
I couldn’t tell if he was a hippie, drunk or some random bum
Dan Lyon turned to me and asked what is he smoking and where can I get some
The guy was clearly nuts, I think he wanted us to join his cult
well Ahbraham we have to go we really have to bolt
"that’s ok individual, I'm going to part your red sea.
Prayer is proof that the most powerful position is on your knees!"
We didn’t leave the place feeling any wiser
Then DC asked me “A.J. what’s a sodomizer?”
A lot of people ask me, "What is the deal with Ahbraham? what is a Ahbraham?" Ahbraham is a person I meet in real life that I feel defines who I am. Through him I feel created my own Idenity. I feel the people you hang around and the people you meet, created who you are and help you know more about yourself (If that makes any sense)
Ahbrahm was a minister I meet a while back. I felt the guy was a total nut, but he was so interesting to me. In fact, I have made videos impersonating him because I think he is so Hilarious. So you can further understand, I posted up a poem that I wrote about him. Enjoy!
It was 2005, I was with my friends Dan Lyon and DC
and we talked about were we would go if we had money
I said I would go to Florida, DC said he would Guam
then out of nowhere a man popped out and said "I would go to Ahbraham!"
Where’s Ahbraham? Is that in Europe or Bombay?
No individual Ahbraham is I and I will show you the way
"I am a minister and my goal is to save your each of your souls
and if there is an empty space in your life I will fill your hole!"
I was intrigued by this person, are you high or are you just really board?
"your darn right I'm high, I'm high with the spirit of the lord"
"the problem with today’s youth is you try to get whatever you can acquire
these material things, you are all sinners, fornicators and sodomizers"
I couldn’t tell if he was a hippie, drunk or some random bum
Dan Lyon turned to me and asked what is he smoking and where can I get some
The guy was clearly nuts, I think he wanted us to join his cult
well Ahbraham we have to go we really have to bolt
"that’s ok individual, I'm going to part your red sea.
Prayer is proof that the most powerful position is on your knees!"
We didn’t leave the place feeling any wiser
Then DC asked me “A.J. what’s a sodomizer?”
The Bob Dylan Poem
Now, I'm sure everyone in my classes, and everyone that looks at my blogges have seen what MTV and VH1 have become. Niether one of them play Music anymore, because tey need room for reality dating shows. Many of hese dating shows have 20 chicks after one semi-washed up music star like Bret Micheals or Flavor Flav. I accored to me, "What if Bob Dylan had one of these shows?" That's why I wrote this next poem.
I called it what they would call the name of the show.......
Bob-bin for Dylan
All the girls step off the bus, they think they are in heaven
All these broads are after a man that just turned 67
They head into house hoping to see the rock and roll sage
All the bimbos hear are at least a third of his age
He walks out with his black pressed suit and dyed black hair
He’s older than Cher but he doesn’t care
He waited it’s the first episode, it’s the series debut
He opened his mouth and said, “it very nice to meet you”
The girls go rushing towards him with hiked up skirts and thongs
Each one of them telling him that they love his songs
The girls are screaming towards him, he’s going to be sitting there for a while
His black sunglasses hide his emotions, he doesn’t even smile
Its Jell-O wrestling time, and there’s no need to sob
Because whoever wins gets alone time with bob
One of the busted broads said, “now I’m all icky”
What’s the matter slut you’re used to being sticky
After they cleaned themselves off from the grime
He pulled them in a room and said its elimination time
They are all standing, they are all in check
Each girl wanting to wear a golden harmonica around her neck
This didn’t take much time to think this all through
But the girls I’m eliminating is actually all of you
That’s right, get out of my house and get out off my life
Go and be somebody else’s trophy wife.
The station is going to take this show and put it on the shelf
I can’t please everybody but at least I can please myself
How does it feel to be on your own?
And to have the IQ of an ice cream cone
Though there’s 30 of you I never felt so all alone
Find some other rock star you can bone
Get out of here like a rolling stone
I called it what they would call the name of the show.......
Bob-bin for Dylan
All the girls step off the bus, they think they are in heaven
All these broads are after a man that just turned 67
They head into house hoping to see the rock and roll sage
All the bimbos hear are at least a third of his age
He walks out with his black pressed suit and dyed black hair
He’s older than Cher but he doesn’t care
He waited it’s the first episode, it’s the series debut
He opened his mouth and said, “it very nice to meet you”
The girls go rushing towards him with hiked up skirts and thongs
Each one of them telling him that they love his songs
The girls are screaming towards him, he’s going to be sitting there for a while
His black sunglasses hide his emotions, he doesn’t even smile
Its Jell-O wrestling time, and there’s no need to sob
Because whoever wins gets alone time with bob
One of the busted broads said, “now I’m all icky”
What’s the matter slut you’re used to being sticky
After they cleaned themselves off from the grime
He pulled them in a room and said its elimination time
They are all standing, they are all in check
Each girl wanting to wear a golden harmonica around her neck
This didn’t take much time to think this all through
But the girls I’m eliminating is actually all of you
That’s right, get out of my house and get out off my life
Go and be somebody else’s trophy wife.
The station is going to take this show and put it on the shelf
I can’t please everybody but at least I can please myself
How does it feel to be on your own?
And to have the IQ of an ice cream cone
Though there’s 30 of you I never felt so all alone
Find some other rock star you can bone
Get out of here like a rolling stone
The Only Love Poem
I want you
I want you like a fat kid wants cake.
Like warren beatty wants second take.
Like a carpenter wants something to make.
Like a Michael Jackson wants to convince you his nose isnt fake.
I want you
I want you like a fish collector wants a koy.
Like a sibling needs someone to annoy.
Like a child wants a toy.
Like a priest wants a small.....cross.
I want you
I need you like a ship needs a sail.
like a well needs a pail.
like Sea world needs a whale
like Michael Vick needs to stay in jail.
I need you
I need you like a windshield needs glass.
like a one-upper needs someone to surpass.
Like a stoner needs some grass.
Like a teacher needs a class.
I need you
I want you Like a chemist wants the atomic mass.
I want you like a car needs gas.
Like a NASCAR driver doesn't want come in last
Like that same driver needs to go fast.
Like someone in Disneyland needs a fast pass.
Like a porn star wants a…….steady paycheck
I want you.
I need you
Like Keanu Reeves needs acting lesson
like a student needs a question.
like an emo kid needs to get away from his depression.
Like Frank Caliendo needs an impression.
Like John McEnroe needs to let out his aggression.
Like Martin Luther King needed to eliminate oppression.
Like a stoner kid needs a jam session.
What a Catholic schoolgirl needs to go to confession.
like an old lady needs a copy of Readers Digestion
like some people need a better profession.
like this country needs to get out of recession
just point me in the right direction
I'm not just saying this to get you in the sack
all I'm sayng is need me and want me back
I want you like a fat kid wants cake.
Like warren beatty wants second take.
Like a carpenter wants something to make.
Like a Michael Jackson wants to convince you his nose isnt fake.
I want you
I want you like a fish collector wants a koy.
Like a sibling needs someone to annoy.
Like a child wants a toy.
Like a priest wants a small.....cross.
I want you
I need you like a ship needs a sail.
like a well needs a pail.
like Sea world needs a whale
like Michael Vick needs to stay in jail.
I need you
I need you like a windshield needs glass.
like a one-upper needs someone to surpass.
Like a stoner needs some grass.
Like a teacher needs a class.
I need you
I want you Like a chemist wants the atomic mass.
I want you like a car needs gas.
Like a NASCAR driver doesn't want come in last
Like that same driver needs to go fast.
Like someone in Disneyland needs a fast pass.
Like a porn star wants a…….steady paycheck
I want you.
I need you
Like Keanu Reeves needs acting lesson
like a student needs a question.
like an emo kid needs to get away from his depression.
Like Frank Caliendo needs an impression.
Like John McEnroe needs to let out his aggression.
Like Martin Luther King needed to eliminate oppression.
Like a stoner kid needs a jam session.
What a Catholic schoolgirl needs to go to confession.
like an old lady needs a copy of Readers Digestion
like some people need a better profession.
like this country needs to get out of recession
just point me in the right direction
I'm not just saying this to get you in the sack
all I'm sayng is need me and want me back
Poetry Night
Hi I'm A.J. and I've been reading poetry this place called the blackspot for about 5 months now. I'm not that shy when I comes to reading in front of people, but others might be. As a result, I think that the Blackspot should dedicate one night to the unsung poets, that may have and have not read poetry in public.
Many of my facebook friends have tagged me in his or her poetry notes. I think a lot of them have really great stuff, and I think they deserve to be listened to. It wasn't up until recently did I read one of them that I decided to create this group. Many of you have posted poetry in the past, and many of you know who you are.
I recently made a Facebook group dedicated to this cause, unfortunatey I got some nagative responses. This is one of them
"i don't have enough material! and b-spot is weaksauce. with to many alcoholics to appreciate our epic sonnets! we should see if there's anywhere else we can do this. like 4c's and have it been like a poet get together. sharing pieces, ideas, and shooting the shit of course."
This is another
"I haven't been back there in forever. I wanna go see my friends play, but it kind of got scary. well....the 40-something-year-olds hitting on me bit. If you're old enough to be my parent, please back the fuck off. lol"
This is what I wrote back to both of them
"I respectfully have to agree with you pat....... idk. I think all our friends are right, too many douche bags go there. I was just hoping for a night in which people who haven't read there poetry out loud could finally get a chance in front of people that they are comfortable around, rather than the bucktoothed homeless looking weirdos that yell shit out while people are performing. But I still have hope!"
Many of my facebook friends have tagged me in his or her poetry notes. I think a lot of them have really great stuff, and I think they deserve to be listened to. It wasn't up until recently did I read one of them that I decided to create this group. Many of you have posted poetry in the past, and many of you know who you are.
I recently made a Facebook group dedicated to this cause, unfortunatey I got some nagative responses. This is one of them
"i don't have enough material! and b-spot is weaksauce. with to many alcoholics to appreciate our epic sonnets! we should see if there's anywhere else we can do this. like 4c's and have it been like a poet get together. sharing pieces, ideas, and shooting the shit of course."
This is another
"I haven't been back there in forever. I wanna go see my friends play, but it kind of got scary. well....the 40-something-year-olds hitting on me bit. If you're old enough to be my parent, please back the fuck off. lol"
This is what I wrote back to both of them
"I respectfully have to agree with you pat....... idk. I think all our friends are right, too many douche bags go there. I was just hoping for a night in which people who haven't read there poetry out loud could finally get a chance in front of people that they are comfortable around, rather than the bucktoothed homeless looking weirdos that yell shit out while people are performing. But I still have hope!"
My Midget Poem
Since I'm a poet and I read in public, a lot of my friends as me to write poems about them. So far I've only written one poem about a good friend of mine. I love her. She's about 4'7 and I'm one of the only people that she lets call her a midget. I'm sorry if you might be offended by this poem, but all that matters is that she was not.
They may have a smaller body, heart and brain
But they are people too, there one in the same
How can I get a midget? There must be a way
So I went on-line, and bought one off e-bay
I opened the box and guess what popped out
It was my very own midget, I didn’t have a doubt
I took her to the zoo, I bought her balloons from the staff
I put her on my shoulder, so she could see the giraffe
Like in Find Me Guilty she was my lawyer
I was Huck Finn and she was Tom Sawyer
We’d take the 85 Dodge shadow to the streets
Shed yell in her high pitched voice from the seats
She had an unorthodox personality it was hard to label
She had to sit in a boaster seat so she could reach the table
Sometimes people would laugh at her because she was the Size of a pillow
She carried a small sword with her, like Frodo or that guy from Willow
She was short tempered; I’d never maker her mad
She’s short enough that she can head butt you in the nads
One thing you should know, our friendship was legit
I was just happy that I had a friend that was a…little person
One thing I will tell you, before I must depart
I you want a midget friend, craigslist is a good place to start
They may have a smaller body, heart and brain
But they are people too, there one in the same
How can I get a midget? There must be a way
So I went on-line, and bought one off e-bay
I opened the box and guess what popped out
It was my very own midget, I didn’t have a doubt
I took her to the zoo, I bought her balloons from the staff
I put her on my shoulder, so she could see the giraffe
Like in Find Me Guilty she was my lawyer
I was Huck Finn and she was Tom Sawyer
We’d take the 85 Dodge shadow to the streets
Shed yell in her high pitched voice from the seats
She had an unorthodox personality it was hard to label
She had to sit in a boaster seat so she could reach the table
Sometimes people would laugh at her because she was the Size of a pillow
She carried a small sword with her, like Frodo or that guy from Willow
She was short tempered; I’d never maker her mad
She’s short enough that she can head butt you in the nads
One thing you should know, our friendship was legit
I was just happy that I had a friend that was a…little person
One thing I will tell you, before I must depart
I you want a midget friend, craigslist is a good place to start
The Judgement Poem
They don’t send money to me
And you come here for free
Yet you yell obscenities
And stand there with Glee
What makes you think you can Judge me
Since when did you get a poetry Degree
If you hate it, its not were you need to be
Go smoke a cigarette or go pee
Do what you normally do, light up those trees
Stay in your car, listen to your Pink Floyd CD
Just don’t go on a heckling spree
You turd of the sea
Not everybody’s going to like my poetry
This I can guarantee
I don’t know the key to success,
But I know the key to failure,
And that’s trying to please
Everyone that’s there
You say I’m too loud
For this I’m proud
As a result my emotions don’t cloud
I cant please the whole crowd
i write cause God, says I’m allowed
maybe I don’t like the way you play that
maybe you can’t carry a tune or rap
maybe I don’t think you’re funny
maybe your music sounds like crap
maybe I don’t like your act, and that’s what I conclude
but I don’t yell shit out , cause I think its rude
express your opinion some other time, and show a little class
cause I wouldn’t go were you perform, and knock the dick out of your ass
And you come here for free
Yet you yell obscenities
And stand there with Glee
What makes you think you can Judge me
Since when did you get a poetry Degree
If you hate it, its not were you need to be
Go smoke a cigarette or go pee
Do what you normally do, light up those trees
Stay in your car, listen to your Pink Floyd CD
Just don’t go on a heckling spree
You turd of the sea
Not everybody’s going to like my poetry
This I can guarantee
I don’t know the key to success,
But I know the key to failure,
And that’s trying to please
Everyone that’s there
You say I’m too loud
For this I’m proud
As a result my emotions don’t cloud
I cant please the whole crowd
i write cause God, says I’m allowed
maybe I don’t like the way you play that
maybe you can’t carry a tune or rap
maybe I don’t think you’re funny
maybe your music sounds like crap
maybe I don’t like your act, and that’s what I conclude
but I don’t yell shit out , cause I think its rude
express your opinion some other time, and show a little class
cause I wouldn’t go were you perform, and knock the dick out of your ass
Talking e-mail Trash!
I was deeply offended the other day when a 38 year old woman sent me a Facebook message, talking trash about a person that is a sister of a very good friend of mine. I don't think what she said in her text is important, but I think you should at least read my response afterwards. PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!
K***** B*****
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Arthur,
I heard on very good network sources that you're making a move on a woman by the name of K*** **********. You should be made well aware of the facts before you make the mistakes that many have made before you. That woman is a hot mess. She is a chronic liar and is highly medicated because of her instability. She has failed out of four colleges and cannot hold down any job. As a matter of fact she gets fired frpmvall of them. I heard that her ex fiancé bought her a $ 300,000.00 dollar house and she gave him a gift he cannot get rid of!!! Not the type of woman you'd bring home to mom and dad!!! She's highly contagious!!! Not in a good way. She couldn't handle having babies, emotionally, so she's aborted hers with her fiancé of five years. She's a bit off her game. She is always looking for attention. As aatter of fact she has tried to get onto the pants of a few of her fiancé's friends. Not a good person. Justva lonely person. I feel badly for her. Shecneeds a lot of psychological help and more help. Thatviscwhy she lives with her parents and she's almost thirty.
Don't mess with a girl with junk in her crotch!!! Youvwill never be able to sleep with another woman again. Ever.
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who is this?
K****** B*******
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Someone who knows K*** all too well. And that she has ruined her life and many lives she has touched. She has given men STD's that can ruin other peoples lives and sexual reproductive capabilities. Luckily, it can never effect me but has messed will enough people that I know. And she needs to take a good look at herself and get the medical attention that she needs.
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Arthur
Today at 1:17pm
I don't know what behooved you to think i was hitting on her. I'm friends with her younger sister, thats it. I maybe have had two conversations with k*** in my entire life. You gave me quite a bit of information that i didn't need to know. If I had this much hatred for another person I would go talking smack about them, I'd let them know it cause thats the type of person I am.
I appreciate your concern, but I'm a big boy and I can handle myself
K***** B*****
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March 6 at 7:12pm
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Arthur,
I heard on very good network sources that you're making a move on a woman by the name of K*** **********. You should be made well aware of the facts before you make the mistakes that many have made before you. That woman is a hot mess. She is a chronic liar and is highly medicated because of her instability. She has failed out of four colleges and cannot hold down any job. As a matter of fact she gets fired frpmvall of them. I heard that her ex fiancé bought her a $ 300,000.00 dollar house and she gave him a gift he cannot get rid of!!! Not the type of woman you'd bring home to mom and dad!!! She's highly contagious!!! Not in a good way. She couldn't handle having babies, emotionally, so she's aborted hers with her fiancé of five years. She's a bit off her game. She is always looking for attention. As aatter of fact she has tried to get onto the pants of a few of her fiancé's friends. Not a good person. Justva lonely person. I feel badly for her. Shecneeds a lot of psychological help and more help. Thatviscwhy she lives with her parents and she's almost thirty.
Don't mess with a girl with junk in her crotch!!! Youvwill never be able to sleep with another woman again. Ever.
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Arthur
Today at 5:47am
who is this?
K****** B*******
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Today at 1:03pm
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Someone who knows K*** all too well. And that she has ruined her life and many lives she has touched. She has given men STD's that can ruin other peoples lives and sexual reproductive capabilities. Luckily, it can never effect me but has messed will enough people that I know. And she needs to take a good look at herself and get the medical attention that she needs.
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Arthur
Today at 1:17pm
I don't know what behooved you to think i was hitting on her. I'm friends with her younger sister, thats it. I maybe have had two conversations with k*** in my entire life. You gave me quite a bit of information that i didn't need to know. If I had this much hatred for another person I would go talking smack about them, I'd let them know it cause thats the type of person I am.
I appreciate your concern, but I'm a big boy and I can handle myself
Southland Tales
This movie was one of the most random movies I've ever seen in my life.
Most people think they can predict any movie, not this one.
This movie constantly kept me at the edge of my seat. This was loaded with
Movie stars. This movie is fucked up, in a cult classic kind of way.
One might see this and say It makes no sense, but that’s what I like about it.
This Movie stars Dwayne Johnson, Sean William Scott, Justin Timberlake, Bai ling, Kevin Smith, Will Sasso, Christopher Lambert, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Mandy Moore, Cheri Oteri. This is the first time you will ever see Jon Lovitz in a serious role.
It's hard to explain the plot, like a Rocky Horror picture show, or Donnie Darko.
So many threats of suicide. Extremely entertaining for a semi-low budget film.
The Rock, plays a respected republican Hollywood actor, who was mysteriously kidnapped and had his memory erased.
Shawn William pulls off an unexpected good performance, as an Iraq war veteran.
Justin Timberlake, plays one of his comrades that was accidently shot by Scott's character. He Narrates.
I was hoping to see more of Christopher Lambert, since I'm a huge Highlander fan,
but everybody needs there time on screen. Sarah Michelle Geller plays a manipulative porn star, who is dating boxer. The guy from the princess bride, you know the one that yells “inconceivable!” Together the Hollywood actor and the porn star write a script about how the world is going to end, and that’s just the beginning.
This film contains many great quotes
“This is the way the world ends, not with a whimper, but with a bang.”
“I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide.”
“When the shit hits the fan it all smells the same”
This shows an alternative 2008. I'm not going to give away most of the plot, so
You’ll have to see it for yourself.
Most people think they can predict any movie, not this one.
This movie constantly kept me at the edge of my seat. This was loaded with
Movie stars. This movie is fucked up, in a cult classic kind of way.
One might see this and say It makes no sense, but that’s what I like about it.
This Movie stars Dwayne Johnson, Sean William Scott, Justin Timberlake, Bai ling, Kevin Smith, Will Sasso, Christopher Lambert, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Mandy Moore, Cheri Oteri. This is the first time you will ever see Jon Lovitz in a serious role.
It's hard to explain the plot, like a Rocky Horror picture show, or Donnie Darko.
So many threats of suicide. Extremely entertaining for a semi-low budget film.
The Rock, plays a respected republican Hollywood actor, who was mysteriously kidnapped and had his memory erased.
Shawn William pulls off an unexpected good performance, as an Iraq war veteran.
Justin Timberlake, plays one of his comrades that was accidently shot by Scott's character. He Narrates.
I was hoping to see more of Christopher Lambert, since I'm a huge Highlander fan,
but everybody needs there time on screen. Sarah Michelle Geller plays a manipulative porn star, who is dating boxer. The guy from the princess bride, you know the one that yells “inconceivable!” Together the Hollywood actor and the porn star write a script about how the world is going to end, and that’s just the beginning.
This film contains many great quotes
“This is the way the world ends, not with a whimper, but with a bang.”
“I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide.”
“When the shit hits the fan it all smells the same”
This shows an alternative 2008. I'm not going to give away most of the plot, so
You’ll have to see it for yourself.
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