MTV Poem

There are no tunes on this station, the music they try to smother,
I’ve heard more music on an episode of “How I met your mother.”

You wont see U2, Alice in Chains, Sublime or Styx,
They still play music videos, but only from 5 to 6.

Why did MTV take away the music? No one really knows.
The station is now a haven for shitty dating shows.

Next, Exposed, Room Raiders, are shows that are very hollow,
They only put contestants on there that are really SHALLOW.

“My super sweet sixteen,”
“I want to fly on a jet, my guests need first class seating,”
I think all those parents should give their kids a beating.

“Daddy this isn’t the car I wanted, I wanted the Go-go dolls”
No Daddy NO.

“Parental control.”
The parents find a new date for their daughter,
Why are they trying to pretend?
Cause shel’l always pick her douche bag boyfriend at the end.

In the show Made, the take a teen that should be sucking on a bottle
And they try to make a sobbing fat chick turn into a model.

What ever happened to the days when we said, I want my MTV
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss Carson Daly