The Uncle Barry Poem

Have you ever dated someone that your friends or close ones were after? this is what this poem is about.

I was dating this girl had a sense of humor just like mine.
The way she talks she sent shivers down my spine.

She's a nice girl we talk almost every night.
She was a beauty but today she was all right.

She was really cute like Tinkerbell the ferry,
but it's awkward that someone close to me was after, a relative by the name of uncle Barry.

Uncle Barry was a player get a lot of girls that were fine.
As many as myself why did he have to go after mine.

He asked her what to name sweet cheeks, she said her name was Ming.
Well my name's uncle Barry and I like to do the wild thing

You need to get with a real man, uncle Barry can't tell a lie.
Girl I saw you from across the room, I had to adjust my fly.

She tried to make it clear that uncle Barry had no chance.
He said why do you come over my house because save the last dance.

While Ming I were heading to a new place called the buzz.
Barry drove her house, she wasn't home, but her younger sister was.

We got back to the house step inside the lair,
then all of a sudeen we heard sounds “oh yeah oh yeah”

We thought nothing of it as we were heading up the stairs.
Then we heard uncle Barry's voice saying pull my ass hairs

He came out, “it was really cool the king just made her the Queen”
as great uncle Barry but I bet you didn’t know that the girl was only 16

oh my god. Oh my god