Southland Tales

This movie was one of the most random movies I've ever seen in my life.
Most people think they can predict any movie, not this one.
This movie constantly kept me at the edge of my seat. This was loaded with
Movie stars. This movie is fucked up, in a cult classic kind of way.
One might see this and say It makes no sense, but that’s what I like about it.

This Movie stars Dwayne Johnson, Sean William Scott, Justin Timberlake, Bai ling, Kevin Smith, Will Sasso, Christopher Lambert, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Mandy Moore, Cheri Oteri. This is the first time you will ever see Jon Lovitz in a serious role.

It's hard to explain the plot, like a Rocky Horror picture show, or Donnie Darko.
So many threats of suicide. Extremely entertaining for a semi-low budget film.

The Rock, plays a respected republican Hollywood actor, who was mysteriously kidnapped and had his memory erased.
Shawn William pulls off an unexpected good performance, as an Iraq war veteran.
Justin Timberlake, plays one of his comrades that was accidently shot by Scott's character. He Narrates.
I was hoping to see more of Christopher Lambert, since I'm a huge Highlander fan,
but everybody needs there time on screen. Sarah Michelle Geller plays a manipulative porn star, who is dating boxer. The guy from the princess bride, you know the one that yells “inconceivable!” Together the Hollywood actor and the porn star write a script about how the world is going to end, and that’s just the beginning.

This film contains many great quotes

“This is the way the world ends, not with a whimper, but with a bang.”

“I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide.”

“When the shit hits the fan it all smells the same”


This shows an alternative 2008. I'm not going to give away most of the plot, so
You’ll have to see it for yourself.