Now, I'm sure everyone in my classes, and everyone that looks at my blogges have seen what MTV and VH1 have become. Niether one of them play Music anymore, because tey need room for reality dating shows. Many of hese dating shows have 20 chicks after one semi-washed up music star like Bret Micheals or Flavor Flav. I accored to me, "What if Bob Dylan had one of these shows?" That's why I wrote this next poem.
I called it what they would call the name of the show.......
Bob-bin for Dylan
All the girls step off the bus, they think they are in heaven
All these broads are after a man that just turned 67
They head into house hoping to see the rock and roll sage
All the bimbos hear are at least a third of his age
He walks out with his black pressed suit and dyed black hair
He’s older than Cher but he doesn’t care
He waited it’s the first episode, it’s the series debut
He opened his mouth and said, “it very nice to meet you”
The girls go rushing towards him with hiked up skirts and thongs
Each one of them telling him that they love his songs
The girls are screaming towards him, he’s going to be sitting there for a while
His black sunglasses hide his emotions, he doesn’t even smile
Its Jell-O wrestling time, and there’s no need to sob
Because whoever wins gets alone time with bob
One of the busted broads said, “now I’m all icky”
What’s the matter slut you’re used to being sticky
After they cleaned themselves off from the grime
He pulled them in a room and said its elimination time
They are all standing, they are all in check
Each girl wanting to wear a golden harmonica around her neck
This didn’t take much time to think this all through
But the girls I’m eliminating is actually all of you
That’s right, get out of my house and get out off my life
Go and be somebody else’s trophy wife.
The station is going to take this show and put it on the shelf
I can’t please everybody but at least I can please myself
How does it feel to be on your own?
And to have the IQ of an ice cream cone
Though there’s 30 of you I never felt so all alone
Find some other rock star you can bone
Get out of here like a rolling stone
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I am not a huge Bob Dylan, as most are. I'm not saying he's bad I just am not familiar with a lot of his music. I know songs like the "Hurricane" and "Knockin' On Heaven's Door", but other than that I'm at a loss. I can see the appeal of his music, I just don't think it's for me. Maybe I haven't heard the right cuts yet.
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