The Cosmopolitan poem

Five new ways to make your butt look smaller.
Great sailing shoes all over $200

10 new ways of thinking that are the key to success.
Lose all that ugly baby Phat in 10 days or less.

After Thanksgiving dinner do you look a little round.
More ways to lose weight if you're over 120 pounds.

You need to address in our clothes if you want to be the perfect trophy wife.
Lots of celebrity gossip because that's the only thing that matters in your life.

Look 10 years younger, new products for a spray on tan.
Take the 10 question quiz so you can get in a fight with your man.

I know these articles and ads are constantly repeating,
but heres as a quiz to find out if your man is cheating.

I was a maginzene cover with sweet little Amanda bines,
right beside her a headline that said, “Have an Orgazam, every time!”

New shampoo and conditioner from the Philippines Japan and China.
152 new ways to put a dick in a vagina.

Oh the sex tips, there nothing really erotic that they will actually show,
Ir your girl starts drawing on your chest with lipstick, than she reads a lot of cosmo

We would give you world news but it's not something that you can understand.
But here are some new sex positions so he will put a fat or ring on your hand.

Here are some new boots carved from the skin of an ox.
Here's even more beauty tips so you can try to look like Megan Fox.

I’m not saying all women are niave, and that any woman can be caught
But, They are pressured to value such stupid things retarded thoughts.

You don’t have to pick up the magazine, you have the right to choose
Its just going to tell you to buy shit you’ll never need or use.

Shell ask “Where can Find a man’s g-spot is it something I can unlock.
I’ll give you a hint where it is, its located on the wiener.

These magazines say there are more important things than being content
Being 100 pounds is more important than being intelligent.

If you think I’m wrong and you’re feeling very proud
I dare you, to stand in the grocery line, and read the cover out loud.
Naughty Sex, 8 new positions, am I normal down there, what hannanah Montana likes, 10 things guys crave in bed, How to take it in the butt and not feel ashamed, have an orgazam every time!