Romantic Comedies

Romantic comedies are not movies that you should regularly see.
Cause chick flicks give false hope on what a relationship should be.

You may take to heart and want to be the character in that flick.
But it is all just a movie in the plots are so unrealistic.

One of the things that grinds my gears and makes me so Irate.
But there's always someone out there to be the perfect mate.

We know that there is no such thing as a perfect person as we realize.
The films like a walk to remember tell us otherwise.

They’re saying All women are unorganized wrecks until they meet someone on the street.
In order to get the girl, guys have to roll out the red carpet and throw rose petals at her feet.

I'm not going to get you the biggest pearl that ever came out of the shell.
I'm not go stand outside your window with a boom box and play Peter Gabriel.

They say anyone can find love it doesn't matter if you're big or small.
Even a guy like Woody Allen can find love even know he has old balls.

feeble Woody Allen can get anyone even though he's as old as the word amen.
But come on Diane Keaton, Julia Louis, Julia Roberts and even Shirley's therein.

Diane Lane was great and unfaithful it was good for her career.
But it's not much of an acting challenge to be in a loveless marriage with Richard Gere.

I might give you a tub of roses petals just like in American beauty.
I'm knocking him make your field of daisies as far as the eye can see.

You got another thing coming you think your guy have a relationship right out of a storybook. For you there'll be no George Clooney Matt Damon Keith ledger or Dane cook.

If you think you're getting Mandy Moore I'm afraid you're at a loss.
In real life Rachel would never go for dumb as loser like Ross.

Dare we expose our kids to this intellectual smut.
How come in sitcoms and pretty girl is always married to the guy with the big beer gut?

if you have a girl show Dragon or these films like splash or sex and the city.
But these films are much more enjoyable when you got stomach filled with Hennessey.

There is one thing you can take this one message I'm trying to transmit.
Just listen and Nicholas Cage and ascends at the fairy tales are bull shit.

When you go home tonight and watch your maid in Manhattan uncut.
The poor girl never gets a rich guy unless she's a total slut.

I'm not Aladdin and you are not jasmine why should we be lying.
I'll certainly never be built Billy Crystal and you won't be Meg Ryan.

I may not be Prince charming and I may not be home every night,
you will always be in my mind and I will treat you right.

I'll do whatever it takes so I won't have to see you frown.
He physically makes you feel uncomfortable all be Forrest Gump and punch that Fokker down.

We can be like the movie point break, we can snowboard, ski or sky dive.
I will not walk 500 miles for you, but I certainly wont mind the drive.

I’m not the dread pirate Roberts, romeo or Matthew mcConahay
And you’re not Adriana Lima, but I wondn’t have it any other way.

You probably not have the dream wedding that you seen in every Disney movie.
I'll let you take control the music so we can play your Phil Collins CD.

I’m not going to be Freddy prince jr. I cant afford to put roses on all your stuff
Hopefully just being me with a bit of luck is good enough