Is chivalry truly dead? Personally I think it is. Most of my life I’ve acted like an asshole, because it gets attention. I was successful, but I did not like being that guy. It was not me. Only this year did I start playing the nice guy, because that’s who I felt I really was. They say that nice things happen to nice people but I think that is bullshit. The breed of old fashion guys is dying, but that understandable. Todays society is rapidly changing and so are peoples ideas. You cant get the girl with by using old ways of thinking.
Nice guys don’t get far in life because nice guys are boring, predictable and seen as pathetic and creepy. Jerks get the girl, because it is never a boring day when you are dating an asshole. Deep down the girl hopes that she can change the jerk into a decent guy. Women say they want a nice guy but really they don’t. Good girls never go for the good boys, I’ll explain later. They like to see the rare occasion of their man finally doing something nice. If you were to ask this girl, “Why are you dating that asshole?”
“He’s a nice guy on the inside”
“It’s not who you are on the inside, its what you do that defines you.” Yeah I stole that from Batman Begins. Hes a nice guy on the inside, Don’t you mean he’s nice when he is inside you? Just kidding, but not really. They say that nice guys finish last, but I don’t entirely agree. I think nice guys finish in a tissue. Next time you go on a first date, give her a rose. Most likely she will find it creepy. Too many young women, there is a fine line between being nice and being disturbing. Us guys are given the stereotype that we are all walking errections, and chicks are given the sterotypes that they are supersensitive and emotional. Like I said before, some girls out there say that they want a sensitive guy, but who wants a mate that is almost like you. Guys don’t want women who fart, burp and pick there nose in public; or maybe you do. In society a sensitive man is seen as gay. It’s very hard to be sensitive and strong at the same time. Girls want at least one male friend so they don’t have to wonder if that male want to have sex with them.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Why I want to be a teacher
I think since I was a little kid, I have always wanted to be a teacher. From First grade to 12th grade, I always thought how cool it would be to be the person on the other side of the desk. I like to teach people. I have my own way of teaching that is somewhat unorthodox, but very effective if I may say so myself. I find it very accomplishing when I help someone learn something new, or I help them comprehend something that they could not learn on there own. I think being a teacher would be fun and exciting.
My dad is a teacher at Attleboro high school, and he loves his job very much. I have always looked up to my dad in almost every aspect of my life. I think he is the coolest guy in the world. My dad is a little unorthodox in his teaching style but it is very effective. I was watching my father teach his class, and I noticed that one of the students was creeping up behind him. My dad was writing on the blackboard, so he did not know this at the time. The student went to reach for my dad’s wallet. He saw what the student had tried to do, and he put him in a top-wrist-lock. While the student was screaming like a little girl, my father was still teaching the class. I think that was that day that I decided I was going to go to school to become a high school or elementary school teacher.
I see teaching as a calling. I used to tutor kids and I loved it. My style was unorthodox but effective nevertheless. I would mainly tutor in math, because that was my best subject at the time. One kid said that he had all the answers to his homework that he got from some kid. I took all those answers and ripped them up. The kid’s mouth dropped but I was able to teach the kid from scratch. I figure that I would rather be an elementary school teacher. That is about the right age that determines if a kid is going to grow up to be a good person or grow up to be a jerk. With elementary school kids, I have a fresh new mind to mold. I want my students to be attentive, creative, and charismatic. A student that received a great education should have all these qualities. I think it is going to be hard to teach younger minds, but I think this could be easily attainable.
My dad is a teacher at Attleboro high school, and he loves his job very much. I have always looked up to my dad in almost every aspect of my life. I think he is the coolest guy in the world. My dad is a little unorthodox in his teaching style but it is very effective. I was watching my father teach his class, and I noticed that one of the students was creeping up behind him. My dad was writing on the blackboard, so he did not know this at the time. The student went to reach for my dad’s wallet. He saw what the student had tried to do, and he put him in a top-wrist-lock. While the student was screaming like a little girl, my father was still teaching the class. I think that was that day that I decided I was going to go to school to become a high school or elementary school teacher.
I see teaching as a calling. I used to tutor kids and I loved it. My style was unorthodox but effective nevertheless. I would mainly tutor in math, because that was my best subject at the time. One kid said that he had all the answers to his homework that he got from some kid. I took all those answers and ripped them up. The kid’s mouth dropped but I was able to teach the kid from scratch. I figure that I would rather be an elementary school teacher. That is about the right age that determines if a kid is going to grow up to be a good person or grow up to be a jerk. With elementary school kids, I have a fresh new mind to mold. I want my students to be attentive, creative, and charismatic. A student that received a great education should have all these qualities. I think it is going to be hard to teach younger minds, but I think this could be easily attainable.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Romantic Comedies
Romantic comedies are not movies that you should regularly see.
Cause chick flicks give false hope on what a relationship should be.
You may take to heart and want to be the character in that flick.
But it is all just a movie in the plots are so unrealistic.
One of the things that grinds my gears and makes me so Irate.
But there's always someone out there to be the perfect mate.
We know that there is no such thing as a perfect person as we realize.
The films like a walk to remember tell us otherwise.
They’re saying All women are unorganized wrecks until they meet someone on the street.
In order to get the girl, guys have to roll out the red carpet and throw rose petals at her feet.
I'm not going to get you the biggest pearl that ever came out of the shell.
I'm not go stand outside your window with a boom box and play Peter Gabriel.
They say anyone can find love it doesn't matter if you're big or small.
Even a guy like Woody Allen can find love even know he has old balls.
feeble Woody Allen can get anyone even though he's as old as the word amen.
But come on Diane Keaton, Julia Louis, Julia Roberts and even Shirley's therein.
Diane Lane was great and unfaithful it was good for her career.
But it's not much of an acting challenge to be in a loveless marriage with Richard Gere.
I might give you a tub of roses petals just like in American beauty.
I'm knocking him make your field of daisies as far as the eye can see.
You got another thing coming you think your guy have a relationship right out of a storybook. For you there'll be no George Clooney Matt Damon Keith ledger or Dane cook.
If you think you're getting Mandy Moore I'm afraid you're at a loss.
In real life Rachel would never go for dumb as loser like Ross.
Dare we expose our kids to this intellectual smut.
How come in sitcoms and pretty girl is always married to the guy with the big beer gut?
if you have a girl show Dragon or these films like splash or sex and the city.
But these films are much more enjoyable when you got stomach filled with Hennessey.
There is one thing you can take this one message I'm trying to transmit.
Just listen and Nicholas Cage and ascends at the fairy tales are bull shit.
When you go home tonight and watch your maid in Manhattan uncut.
The poor girl never gets a rich guy unless she's a total slut.
I'm not Aladdin and you are not jasmine why should we be lying.
I'll certainly never be built Billy Crystal and you won't be Meg Ryan.
I may not be Prince charming and I may not be home every night,
you will always be in my mind and I will treat you right.
I'll do whatever it takes so I won't have to see you frown.
He physically makes you feel uncomfortable all be Forrest Gump and punch that Fokker down.
We can be like the movie point break, we can snowboard, ski or sky dive.
I will not walk 500 miles for you, but I certainly wont mind the drive.
I’m not the dread pirate Roberts, romeo or Matthew mcConahay
And you’re not Adriana Lima, but I wondn’t have it any other way.
You probably not have the dream wedding that you seen in every Disney movie.
I'll let you take control the music so we can play your Phil Collins CD.
I’m not going to be Freddy prince jr. I cant afford to put roses on all your stuff
Hopefully just being me with a bit of luck is good enough
Cause chick flicks give false hope on what a relationship should be.
You may take to heart and want to be the character in that flick.
But it is all just a movie in the plots are so unrealistic.
One of the things that grinds my gears and makes me so Irate.
But there's always someone out there to be the perfect mate.
We know that there is no such thing as a perfect person as we realize.
The films like a walk to remember tell us otherwise.
They’re saying All women are unorganized wrecks until they meet someone on the street.
In order to get the girl, guys have to roll out the red carpet and throw rose petals at her feet.
I'm not going to get you the biggest pearl that ever came out of the shell.
I'm not go stand outside your window with a boom box and play Peter Gabriel.
They say anyone can find love it doesn't matter if you're big or small.
Even a guy like Woody Allen can find love even know he has old balls.
feeble Woody Allen can get anyone even though he's as old as the word amen.
But come on Diane Keaton, Julia Louis, Julia Roberts and even Shirley's therein.
Diane Lane was great and unfaithful it was good for her career.
But it's not much of an acting challenge to be in a loveless marriage with Richard Gere.
I might give you a tub of roses petals just like in American beauty.
I'm knocking him make your field of daisies as far as the eye can see.
You got another thing coming you think your guy have a relationship right out of a storybook. For you there'll be no George Clooney Matt Damon Keith ledger or Dane cook.
If you think you're getting Mandy Moore I'm afraid you're at a loss.
In real life Rachel would never go for dumb as loser like Ross.
Dare we expose our kids to this intellectual smut.
How come in sitcoms and pretty girl is always married to the guy with the big beer gut?
if you have a girl show Dragon or these films like splash or sex and the city.
But these films are much more enjoyable when you got stomach filled with Hennessey.
There is one thing you can take this one message I'm trying to transmit.
Just listen and Nicholas Cage and ascends at the fairy tales are bull shit.
When you go home tonight and watch your maid in Manhattan uncut.
The poor girl never gets a rich guy unless she's a total slut.
I'm not Aladdin and you are not jasmine why should we be lying.
I'll certainly never be built Billy Crystal and you won't be Meg Ryan.
I may not be Prince charming and I may not be home every night,
you will always be in my mind and I will treat you right.
I'll do whatever it takes so I won't have to see you frown.
He physically makes you feel uncomfortable all be Forrest Gump and punch that Fokker down.
We can be like the movie point break, we can snowboard, ski or sky dive.
I will not walk 500 miles for you, but I certainly wont mind the drive.
I’m not the dread pirate Roberts, romeo or Matthew mcConahay
And you’re not Adriana Lima, but I wondn’t have it any other way.
You probably not have the dream wedding that you seen in every Disney movie.
I'll let you take control the music so we can play your Phil Collins CD.
I’m not going to be Freddy prince jr. I cant afford to put roses on all your stuff
Hopefully just being me with a bit of luck is good enough
The Uncle Barry Poem
Have you ever dated someone that your friends or close ones were after? this is what this poem is about.
I was dating this girl had a sense of humor just like mine.
The way she talks she sent shivers down my spine.
She's a nice girl we talk almost every night.
She was a beauty but today she was all right.
She was really cute like Tinkerbell the ferry,
but it's awkward that someone close to me was after, a relative by the name of uncle Barry.
Uncle Barry was a player get a lot of girls that were fine.
As many as myself why did he have to go after mine.
He asked her what to name sweet cheeks, she said her name was Ming.
Well my name's uncle Barry and I like to do the wild thing
You need to get with a real man, uncle Barry can't tell a lie.
Girl I saw you from across the room, I had to adjust my fly.
She tried to make it clear that uncle Barry had no chance.
He said why do you come over my house because save the last dance.
While Ming I were heading to a new place called the buzz.
Barry drove her house, she wasn't home, but her younger sister was.
We got back to the house step inside the lair,
then all of a sudeen we heard sounds “oh yeah oh yeah”
We thought nothing of it as we were heading up the stairs.
Then we heard uncle Barry's voice saying pull my ass hairs
He came out, “it was really cool the king just made her the Queen”
as great uncle Barry but I bet you didn’t know that the girl was only 16
oh my god. Oh my god
I was dating this girl had a sense of humor just like mine.
The way she talks she sent shivers down my spine.
She's a nice girl we talk almost every night.
She was a beauty but today she was all right.
She was really cute like Tinkerbell the ferry,
but it's awkward that someone close to me was after, a relative by the name of uncle Barry.
Uncle Barry was a player get a lot of girls that were fine.
As many as myself why did he have to go after mine.
He asked her what to name sweet cheeks, she said her name was Ming.
Well my name's uncle Barry and I like to do the wild thing
You need to get with a real man, uncle Barry can't tell a lie.
Girl I saw you from across the room, I had to adjust my fly.
She tried to make it clear that uncle Barry had no chance.
He said why do you come over my house because save the last dance.
While Ming I were heading to a new place called the buzz.
Barry drove her house, she wasn't home, but her younger sister was.
We got back to the house step inside the lair,
then all of a sudeen we heard sounds “oh yeah oh yeah”
We thought nothing of it as we were heading up the stairs.
Then we heard uncle Barry's voice saying pull my ass hairs
He came out, “it was really cool the king just made her the Queen”
as great uncle Barry but I bet you didn’t know that the girl was only 16
oh my god. Oh my god
Monday, April 6, 2009
The Great Gatsby
I found out the other day that one of my favorite English professors was doing a lesson on the book The Great Gatsby. I said to her, "Why were we not reading that when I was in your classes? Don't you understand? The Great Gatsby is my favorite book! I consider that book a modern day love story that takes place in the 1920's ha ha! Gatsby hooks up with a woman that does not have as much interest in him as he does her. I connect much of his pain to the pain that my friends share. I think a lot of people can relate to Gatsby. I wrote this poem in the perspective of the Great Gatsby, if I was a modern day Gatsby.
My name is Gatsby, and I'm great let me give you a run-down
people know who i am, I'm think I'm state renowned
whenever i throw a party its the talk of the town
mad people show up in their nice tuxes and gowns
the party is popping as i watch people get down
i sit and watch from my window wearing my invisible crown
Its a party up in west egg, with mad peeps that i surround
but there this one chick Daisy, I allays hope to see around
I walk into my bro Nicks house, to which I have found
Daisy was standing there, my feet were glued to the ground
I'll never forget that night, she took me back to her compound
we were up all night, squealing like the hounds
her dumb ass husband tom started to shove yours truly around
he said what the fuck are you doing? its me that she is bound
bitch i went to oxford, so don't get all profound
ill fucking knock you out with one punch and bring you to the ground
i know peeps that rigged the world series so i suggest you spin around
they make you so scared your pants will start turning brown
I want you daisy ill do anything to not make you frown
why don't you live with me? and dump that dumb ass clown
Its the jazz age baby, i don't care if your on the rebound
well make the beast with two backs, if you come around
we'll roll in my yellow Rolls Royse all over town
if there is someone, you can mow that bitch down
its sucks you have to your husband, i know you don't want to get caught
I'll be thinking of you, in my pool, and hopefully I don't get shot.
if i ever pass on, i hope you'll be thinking about me Daisy
I'll love you forever, sincerely yours The Great Jay Gatsby
My name is Gatsby, and I'm great let me give you a run-down
people know who i am, I'm think I'm state renowned
whenever i throw a party its the talk of the town
mad people show up in their nice tuxes and gowns
the party is popping as i watch people get down
i sit and watch from my window wearing my invisible crown
Its a party up in west egg, with mad peeps that i surround
but there this one chick Daisy, I allays hope to see around
I walk into my bro Nicks house, to which I have found
Daisy was standing there, my feet were glued to the ground
I'll never forget that night, she took me back to her compound
we were up all night, squealing like the hounds
her dumb ass husband tom started to shove yours truly around
he said what the fuck are you doing? its me that she is bound
bitch i went to oxford, so don't get all profound
ill fucking knock you out with one punch and bring you to the ground
i know peeps that rigged the world series so i suggest you spin around
they make you so scared your pants will start turning brown
I want you daisy ill do anything to not make you frown
why don't you live with me? and dump that dumb ass clown
Its the jazz age baby, i don't care if your on the rebound
well make the beast with two backs, if you come around
we'll roll in my yellow Rolls Royse all over town
if there is someone, you can mow that bitch down
its sucks you have to your husband, i know you don't want to get caught
I'll be thinking of you, in my pool, and hopefully I don't get shot.
if i ever pass on, i hope you'll be thinking about me Daisy
I'll love you forever, sincerely yours The Great Jay Gatsby
Sunday, April 5, 2009
MTV Poem
There are no tunes on this station, the music they try to smother,
I’ve heard more music on an episode of “How I met your mother.”
You wont see U2, Alice in Chains, Sublime or Styx,
They still play music videos, but only from 5 to 6.
Why did MTV take away the music? No one really knows.
The station is now a haven for shitty dating shows.
Next, Exposed, Room Raiders, are shows that are very hollow,
They only put contestants on there that are really SHALLOW.
“My super sweet sixteen,”
“I want to fly on a jet, my guests need first class seating,”
I think all those parents should give their kids a beating.
“Daddy this isn’t the car I wanted, I wanted the Go-go dolls”
No Daddy NO.
“Parental control.”
The parents find a new date for their daughter,
Why are they trying to pretend?
Cause shel’l always pick her douche bag boyfriend at the end.
In the show Made, the take a teen that should be sucking on a bottle
And they try to make a sobbing fat chick turn into a model.
What ever happened to the days when we said, I want my MTV
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss Carson Daly
I’ve heard more music on an episode of “How I met your mother.”
You wont see U2, Alice in Chains, Sublime or Styx,
They still play music videos, but only from 5 to 6.
Why did MTV take away the music? No one really knows.
The station is now a haven for shitty dating shows.
Next, Exposed, Room Raiders, are shows that are very hollow,
They only put contestants on there that are really SHALLOW.
“My super sweet sixteen,”
“I want to fly on a jet, my guests need first class seating,”
I think all those parents should give their kids a beating.
“Daddy this isn’t the car I wanted, I wanted the Go-go dolls”
No Daddy NO.
“Parental control.”
The parents find a new date for their daughter,
Why are they trying to pretend?
Cause shel’l always pick her douche bag boyfriend at the end.
In the show Made, the take a teen that should be sucking on a bottle
And they try to make a sobbing fat chick turn into a model.
What ever happened to the days when we said, I want my MTV
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss Carson Daly
Friday, April 3, 2009
The Corey Dooling Poem
I wrote this poem yesterday for a Friend that passed away this Monday. I'm going to his wake today and I'm going to his funeral tomorrow. It's not too sappy! I promise
Corey Dooling Poem
Corey Dooling was man built like he was raised on a farm
He had a combination of charisma, cockiness, and charm
Didn’t matter what he said, everyone thought he was funny.
Corey was a ladies man, he could get a playboy bunny.
When it came to the ladies, Corey could take his pick.
He knew in his mind, that he was nobody’s sidekick
Corey spoke in a sarcastic tone that only I could comprehend.
I said you’re such a toolbag, we really should be friends.
The type of friendship he displayed you couldn’t really compare.
He always had my back, to me that was very rare.
On the road, he would always drive like he was in outer space.
We‘d drive with no destination, yet we all wanted to get someplace.
I didn’t matter if Corey, Pat or I was the driver.
We would crank up the tunes, and sing Holy Diver.
If he told you something, you’d really believe it was true.
Corey thought he was invincible, and we believed it too.
When we played ruit, I loved to watch him lose his cool.
Then he’d moon everyone there, almost acting like a fool.
He would always like to show the place that he would sit.
One time he had a pimple on his butt, maybe I should’ve popped it!….jk
Corey was a free spirit and he loved surfing on the ocean.
I think we got along because we didn’t show much emotion
Corey wanted to help people out, and turn it into a living
He even helped Happy Juice out of an abandoned building.
If he brought a date and she left with another dude,
Corey would leave with another, and do it without being rude
I wish he stayed a little longer, Corey would’ve been a success
And I wish some people wouldn’t take advantage of his kindness
Many said they knew Corey Dooling, their friendship he would thrive
Any party would get 25% better, whenever he’d arrive
I wish I had one more drink with him, maybe one last call
Corey Dooling was loved by many, hated by few, but respected by all!
Corey Dooling Poem
Corey Dooling was man built like he was raised on a farm
He had a combination of charisma, cockiness, and charm
Didn’t matter what he said, everyone thought he was funny.
Corey was a ladies man, he could get a playboy bunny.
When it came to the ladies, Corey could take his pick.
He knew in his mind, that he was nobody’s sidekick
Corey spoke in a sarcastic tone that only I could comprehend.
I said you’re such a toolbag, we really should be friends.
The type of friendship he displayed you couldn’t really compare.
He always had my back, to me that was very rare.
On the road, he would always drive like he was in outer space.
We‘d drive with no destination, yet we all wanted to get someplace.
I didn’t matter if Corey, Pat or I was the driver.
We would crank up the tunes, and sing Holy Diver.
If he told you something, you’d really believe it was true.
Corey thought he was invincible, and we believed it too.
When we played ruit, I loved to watch him lose his cool.
Then he’d moon everyone there, almost acting like a fool.
He would always like to show the place that he would sit.
One time he had a pimple on his butt, maybe I should’ve popped it!….jk
Corey was a free spirit and he loved surfing on the ocean.
I think we got along because we didn’t show much emotion
Corey wanted to help people out, and turn it into a living
He even helped Happy Juice out of an abandoned building.
If he brought a date and she left with another dude,
Corey would leave with another, and do it without being rude
I wish he stayed a little longer, Corey would’ve been a success
And I wish some people wouldn’t take advantage of his kindness
Many said they knew Corey Dooling, their friendship he would thrive
Any party would get 25% better, whenever he’d arrive
I wish I had one more drink with him, maybe one last call
Corey Dooling was loved by many, hated by few, but respected by all!
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Star Wars Racism part 1
I think its amusing that many people in movies, media, and the Internet claim that certain aspects of Star Wars are racist. Some of them are very good points, but I don't take them seriously. As a man of color myself, I think racism is often times hilarious. Here are some examples of racism in Star Wars.
We have Jar-Jar Binks, who speaks like a black slave. He follows the Jedi masters around and doing everything that they say. Jar-Jar is not that well educated and neither are his people.
Jar-Jar's people are the Gungan and the live benethe the rich white people of naboo. The people of Naboo are of much higher class, obviously repressing white people. They get to live in the sun while the Gungan have to live beneath them under water and In hiding.
In the Phantom Menace, we have the green skinned Neimoidians. They have Asian accents, with squinty eyes and flat faces. They are in charge of most of the technology In the Galaxy. Obviously they represent the Japanese, we just don't know which cooperation.
We have Jar-Jar Binks, who speaks like a black slave. He follows the Jedi masters around and doing everything that they say. Jar-Jar is not that well educated and neither are his people.
Jar-Jar's people are the Gungan and the live benethe the rich white people of naboo. The people of Naboo are of much higher class, obviously repressing white people. They get to live in the sun while the Gungan have to live beneath them under water and In hiding.
In the Phantom Menace, we have the green skinned Neimoidians. They have Asian accents, with squinty eyes and flat faces. They are in charge of most of the technology In the Galaxy. Obviously they represent the Japanese, we just don't know which cooperation.
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