The Ahbraham Poem

As far as you know, the name of my Blog is Ahbraham

A lot of people ask me, "What is the deal with Ahbraham? what is a Ahbraham?" Ahbraham is a person I meet in real life that I feel defines who I am. Through him I feel created my own Idenity. I feel the people you hang around and the people you meet, created who you are and help you know more about yourself (If that makes any sense)

Ahbrahm was a minister I meet a while back. I felt the guy was a total nut, but he was so interesting to me. In fact, I have made videos impersonating him because I think he is so Hilarious. So you can further understand, I posted up a poem that I wrote about him. Enjoy!

It was 2005, I was with my friends Dan Lyon and DC
and we talked about were we would go if we had money

I said I would go to Florida, DC said he would Guam
then out of nowhere a man popped out and said "I would go to Ahbraham!"

Where’s Ahbraham? Is that in Europe or Bombay?
No individual Ahbraham is I and I will show you the way

"I am a minister and my goal is to save your each of your souls
and if there is an empty space in your life I will fill your hole!"

I was intrigued by this person, are you high or are you just really board?
"your darn right I'm high, I'm high with the spirit of the lord"

"the problem with today’s youth is you try to get whatever you can acquire
these material things, you are all sinners, fornicators and sodomizers"

I couldn’t tell if he was a hippie, drunk or some random bum
Dan Lyon turned to me and asked what is he smoking and where can I get some

The guy was clearly nuts, I think he wanted us to join his cult
well Ahbraham we have to go we really have to bolt

"that’s ok individual, I'm going to part your red sea.
Prayer is proof that the most powerful position is on your knees!"

We didn’t leave the place feeling any wiser
Then DC asked me “A.J. what’s a sodomizer?”