In my first blog of April "Star Wars Racism part 1" I talked about the arguments being made against the prequals to the Star Wars series. If you have seen Chasing Amy or read blogs about Star Wars you will know what I'm talking about. The following I don't nessarily agree with, but I think is absolutely hilarious. I'm a man of color myself and I think this is funny.
"Those Movies are about how the White Man keep the brother man down, even in a Galaxay far far away." Luke Skywaker is a white farm boy, blond hair, blue eyes, and a fitting model for the Arian Race. Then there is Darth Vader, the blackest guy in the galaxy. Luke Skywaker and his clan(Klan) of other white people decide that the galaxy isn't saafe with a black man running it. Luke and his clan bust up Vaders hood and defeat him.
At the end of Return of the Jedi, Luke pulls of Vaders beautiful black helmet to reveal a febal old white man. Could Lucus be saying that all Black people wish they were white? I don't think so, but the thought of it is funny.
Also on the internet, It says that, Chewbacca was Italian because he was extremely hairy and you couldn't understand what he was saying. hahaha that so riduculous.
Check out Star Wars Racism part 1 in my April blogs!
Friday, May 8, 2009
Video Showcase
Last monday I attended the Bridgewater Video Showcase. I did it in part to get the 33 extra bonus points to add on to the other 33 points that I got from attenting the synopsis. It was very interesting. I didn't enjoy all the films, but I enjoyed most of the films. I'm not going to crap on the ones I didn't like because I could tell how hard people worked on them, and I cannot critise hard work. My favorite short film was the Clown film; I'm just wondering what other people thought of it.
Congrads to anyone who's films made it on to the Bridgewater big screen. I wish I could have seen the other films that didn't make it. I'm sure they were just as good. To be perfectly honest I would have shown up even if I wasn't getting 66 bonus points total. It was definately worth it. Plus, It was free! I sure beats paying to see Max Payne! hahaha
Congrads to anyone who's films made it on to the Bridgewater big screen. I wish I could have seen the other films that didn't make it. I'm sure they were just as good. To be perfectly honest I would have shown up even if I wasn't getting 66 bonus points total. It was definately worth it. Plus, It was free! I sure beats paying to see Max Payne! hahaha
Thursday, May 7, 2009
The Cosmopolitan poem
Five new ways to make your butt look smaller.
Great sailing shoes all over $200
10 new ways of thinking that are the key to success.
Lose all that ugly baby Phat in 10 days or less.
After Thanksgiving dinner do you look a little round.
More ways to lose weight if you're over 120 pounds.
You need to address in our clothes if you want to be the perfect trophy wife.
Lots of celebrity gossip because that's the only thing that matters in your life.
Look 10 years younger, new products for a spray on tan.
Take the 10 question quiz so you can get in a fight with your man.
I know these articles and ads are constantly repeating,
but heres as a quiz to find out if your man is cheating.
I was a maginzene cover with sweet little Amanda bines,
right beside her a headline that said, “Have an Orgazam, every time!”
New shampoo and conditioner from the Philippines Japan and China.
152 new ways to put a dick in a vagina.
Oh the sex tips, there nothing really erotic that they will actually show,
Ir your girl starts drawing on your chest with lipstick, than she reads a lot of cosmo
We would give you world news but it's not something that you can understand.
But here are some new sex positions so he will put a fat or ring on your hand.
Here are some new boots carved from the skin of an ox.
Here's even more beauty tips so you can try to look like Megan Fox.
I’m not saying all women are niave, and that any woman can be caught
But, They are pressured to value such stupid things retarded thoughts.
You don’t have to pick up the magazine, you have the right to choose
Its just going to tell you to buy shit you’ll never need or use.
Shell ask “Where can Find a man’s g-spot is it something I can unlock.
I’ll give you a hint where it is, its located on the wiener.
These magazines say there are more important things than being content
Being 100 pounds is more important than being intelligent.
If you think I’m wrong and you’re feeling very proud
I dare you, to stand in the grocery line, and read the cover out loud.
Naughty Sex, 8 new positions, am I normal down there, what hannanah Montana likes, 10 things guys crave in bed, How to take it in the butt and not feel ashamed, have an orgazam every time!
Great sailing shoes all over $200
10 new ways of thinking that are the key to success.
Lose all that ugly baby Phat in 10 days or less.
After Thanksgiving dinner do you look a little round.
More ways to lose weight if you're over 120 pounds.
You need to address in our clothes if you want to be the perfect trophy wife.
Lots of celebrity gossip because that's the only thing that matters in your life.
Look 10 years younger, new products for a spray on tan.
Take the 10 question quiz so you can get in a fight with your man.
I know these articles and ads are constantly repeating,
but heres as a quiz to find out if your man is cheating.
I was a maginzene cover with sweet little Amanda bines,
right beside her a headline that said, “Have an Orgazam, every time!”
New shampoo and conditioner from the Philippines Japan and China.
152 new ways to put a dick in a vagina.
Oh the sex tips, there nothing really erotic that they will actually show,
Ir your girl starts drawing on your chest with lipstick, than she reads a lot of cosmo
We would give you world news but it's not something that you can understand.
But here are some new sex positions so he will put a fat or ring on your hand.
Here are some new boots carved from the skin of an ox.
Here's even more beauty tips so you can try to look like Megan Fox.
I’m not saying all women are niave, and that any woman can be caught
But, They are pressured to value such stupid things retarded thoughts.
You don’t have to pick up the magazine, you have the right to choose
Its just going to tell you to buy shit you’ll never need or use.
Shell ask “Where can Find a man’s g-spot is it something I can unlock.
I’ll give you a hint where it is, its located on the wiener.
These magazines say there are more important things than being content
Being 100 pounds is more important than being intelligent.
If you think I’m wrong and you’re feeling very proud
I dare you, to stand in the grocery line, and read the cover out loud.
Naughty Sex, 8 new positions, am I normal down there, what hannanah Montana likes, 10 things guys crave in bed, How to take it in the butt and not feel ashamed, have an orgazam every time!
The John Poem
There once was a man who smelled like a ditch
A man that had a voice of very high pitch
The man spoke like he had a unit like a thimble.
If he sang in doors he would break every window.
If you stood right near him his gut would be out your eyes.
He'd start off every greating with “huh huh high you guys.”
His shirts were really tight his bellybutton was always showing.
He made sure he always asked, “hy hyh High you guys hows it going?” huh hla!
His voice was so high it would be harmful to a dog's ear.
His feet were so big he could start waffles for a career.
He was dating the sister of my really good friend Danny Hall.
unfortunately when I walked in the house I could hear them banging through the walls.
Oh oh oh oh we Shazam!
How did he get whether he's creepy like a stalker.
Either she was really good and bed, or just a really good talker.
Didn't hurt when he fell from heaven? You must be a stove cause your hot? There's 206 bones in the body you want one more?
She didn't make sound like that but she didn't ask for more. But, She made sounds similar to sand people from Star Wars.
We haven't seen much of John that school year, he was a man we almost forgot.
But somebody brought up his name while we were talking in the school parking lot.
We were sting on mikes car, patty mack asked what stinks?
It was John driving up in his 1983 mercury lynx.
Man that cars dirty and it really smells like Pooh.
While it doesn't matter I live in Falmouth now, so fuck you!
He told us Falmouth is much better than Barnstable because it really sucks
Then he told us all that we could shove it, and kiss his freakeld stuff.
As he was about to drive off he sipped on a bottle of Jin.
The Mike O'Toole put on his car a bottle of his own urine.
Tim was distracting John so he wouldn't see.
Then John said stop making me laugh together make me pee.
He tried driving off yelling we and shazam.
But then the bottle spills and all over his hand.
You guys are mean huh huh
And that was the last I saw of John he was like nothing you could compare. John drove off into the sunset with the middle finger in the air.
Bye you guys!
A man that had a voice of very high pitch
The man spoke like he had a unit like a thimble.
If he sang in doors he would break every window.
If you stood right near him his gut would be out your eyes.
He'd start off every greating with “huh huh high you guys.”
His shirts were really tight his bellybutton was always showing.
He made sure he always asked, “hy hyh High you guys hows it going?” huh hla!
His voice was so high it would be harmful to a dog's ear.
His feet were so big he could start waffles for a career.
He was dating the sister of my really good friend Danny Hall.
unfortunately when I walked in the house I could hear them banging through the walls.
Oh oh oh oh we Shazam!
How did he get whether he's creepy like a stalker.
Either she was really good and bed, or just a really good talker.
Didn't hurt when he fell from heaven? You must be a stove cause your hot? There's 206 bones in the body you want one more?
She didn't make sound like that but she didn't ask for more. But, She made sounds similar to sand people from Star Wars.
We haven't seen much of John that school year, he was a man we almost forgot.
But somebody brought up his name while we were talking in the school parking lot.
We were sting on mikes car, patty mack asked what stinks?
It was John driving up in his 1983 mercury lynx.
Man that cars dirty and it really smells like Pooh.
While it doesn't matter I live in Falmouth now, so fuck you!
He told us Falmouth is much better than Barnstable because it really sucks
Then he told us all that we could shove it, and kiss his freakeld stuff.
As he was about to drive off he sipped on a bottle of Jin.
The Mike O'Toole put on his car a bottle of his own urine.
Tim was distracting John so he wouldn't see.
Then John said stop making me laugh together make me pee.
He tried driving off yelling we and shazam.
But then the bottle spills and all over his hand.
You guys are mean huh huh
And that was the last I saw of John he was like nothing you could compare. John drove off into the sunset with the middle finger in the air.
Bye you guys!
Friday, April 10, 2009
Chivalry is Dead
Is chivalry truly dead? Personally I think it is. Most of my life I’ve acted like an asshole, because it gets attention. I was successful, but I did not like being that guy. It was not me. Only this year did I start playing the nice guy, because that’s who I felt I really was. They say that nice things happen to nice people but I think that is bullshit. The breed of old fashion guys is dying, but that understandable. Todays society is rapidly changing and so are peoples ideas. You cant get the girl with by using old ways of thinking.
Nice guys don’t get far in life because nice guys are boring, predictable and seen as pathetic and creepy. Jerks get the girl, because it is never a boring day when you are dating an asshole. Deep down the girl hopes that she can change the jerk into a decent guy. Women say they want a nice guy but really they don’t. Good girls never go for the good boys, I’ll explain later. They like to see the rare occasion of their man finally doing something nice. If you were to ask this girl, “Why are you dating that asshole?”
“He’s a nice guy on the inside”
“It’s not who you are on the inside, its what you do that defines you.” Yeah I stole that from Batman Begins. Hes a nice guy on the inside, Don’t you mean he’s nice when he is inside you? Just kidding, but not really. They say that nice guys finish last, but I don’t entirely agree. I think nice guys finish in a tissue. Next time you go on a first date, give her a rose. Most likely she will find it creepy. Too many young women, there is a fine line between being nice and being disturbing. Us guys are given the stereotype that we are all walking errections, and chicks are given the sterotypes that they are supersensitive and emotional. Like I said before, some girls out there say that they want a sensitive guy, but who wants a mate that is almost like you. Guys don’t want women who fart, burp and pick there nose in public; or maybe you do. In society a sensitive man is seen as gay. It’s very hard to be sensitive and strong at the same time. Girls want at least one male friend so they don’t have to wonder if that male want to have sex with them.
Nice guys don’t get far in life because nice guys are boring, predictable and seen as pathetic and creepy. Jerks get the girl, because it is never a boring day when you are dating an asshole. Deep down the girl hopes that she can change the jerk into a decent guy. Women say they want a nice guy but really they don’t. Good girls never go for the good boys, I’ll explain later. They like to see the rare occasion of their man finally doing something nice. If you were to ask this girl, “Why are you dating that asshole?”
“He’s a nice guy on the inside”
“It’s not who you are on the inside, its what you do that defines you.” Yeah I stole that from Batman Begins. Hes a nice guy on the inside, Don’t you mean he’s nice when he is inside you? Just kidding, but not really. They say that nice guys finish last, but I don’t entirely agree. I think nice guys finish in a tissue. Next time you go on a first date, give her a rose. Most likely she will find it creepy. Too many young women, there is a fine line between being nice and being disturbing. Us guys are given the stereotype that we are all walking errections, and chicks are given the sterotypes that they are supersensitive and emotional. Like I said before, some girls out there say that they want a sensitive guy, but who wants a mate that is almost like you. Guys don’t want women who fart, burp and pick there nose in public; or maybe you do. In society a sensitive man is seen as gay. It’s very hard to be sensitive and strong at the same time. Girls want at least one male friend so they don’t have to wonder if that male want to have sex with them.
Why I want to be a teacher
I think since I was a little kid, I have always wanted to be a teacher. From First grade to 12th grade, I always thought how cool it would be to be the person on the other side of the desk. I like to teach people. I have my own way of teaching that is somewhat unorthodox, but very effective if I may say so myself. I find it very accomplishing when I help someone learn something new, or I help them comprehend something that they could not learn on there own. I think being a teacher would be fun and exciting.
My dad is a teacher at Attleboro high school, and he loves his job very much. I have always looked up to my dad in almost every aspect of my life. I think he is the coolest guy in the world. My dad is a little unorthodox in his teaching style but it is very effective. I was watching my father teach his class, and I noticed that one of the students was creeping up behind him. My dad was writing on the blackboard, so he did not know this at the time. The student went to reach for my dad’s wallet. He saw what the student had tried to do, and he put him in a top-wrist-lock. While the student was screaming like a little girl, my father was still teaching the class. I think that was that day that I decided I was going to go to school to become a high school or elementary school teacher.
I see teaching as a calling. I used to tutor kids and I loved it. My style was unorthodox but effective nevertheless. I would mainly tutor in math, because that was my best subject at the time. One kid said that he had all the answers to his homework that he got from some kid. I took all those answers and ripped them up. The kid’s mouth dropped but I was able to teach the kid from scratch. I figure that I would rather be an elementary school teacher. That is about the right age that determines if a kid is going to grow up to be a good person or grow up to be a jerk. With elementary school kids, I have a fresh new mind to mold. I want my students to be attentive, creative, and charismatic. A student that received a great education should have all these qualities. I think it is going to be hard to teach younger minds, but I think this could be easily attainable.
My dad is a teacher at Attleboro high school, and he loves his job very much. I have always looked up to my dad in almost every aspect of my life. I think he is the coolest guy in the world. My dad is a little unorthodox in his teaching style but it is very effective. I was watching my father teach his class, and I noticed that one of the students was creeping up behind him. My dad was writing on the blackboard, so he did not know this at the time. The student went to reach for my dad’s wallet. He saw what the student had tried to do, and he put him in a top-wrist-lock. While the student was screaming like a little girl, my father was still teaching the class. I think that was that day that I decided I was going to go to school to become a high school or elementary school teacher.
I see teaching as a calling. I used to tutor kids and I loved it. My style was unorthodox but effective nevertheless. I would mainly tutor in math, because that was my best subject at the time. One kid said that he had all the answers to his homework that he got from some kid. I took all those answers and ripped them up. The kid’s mouth dropped but I was able to teach the kid from scratch. I figure that I would rather be an elementary school teacher. That is about the right age that determines if a kid is going to grow up to be a good person or grow up to be a jerk. With elementary school kids, I have a fresh new mind to mold. I want my students to be attentive, creative, and charismatic. A student that received a great education should have all these qualities. I think it is going to be hard to teach younger minds, but I think this could be easily attainable.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Romantic Comedies
Romantic comedies are not movies that you should regularly see.
Cause chick flicks give false hope on what a relationship should be.
You may take to heart and want to be the character in that flick.
But it is all just a movie in the plots are so unrealistic.
One of the things that grinds my gears and makes me so Irate.
But there's always someone out there to be the perfect mate.
We know that there is no such thing as a perfect person as we realize.
The films like a walk to remember tell us otherwise.
They’re saying All women are unorganized wrecks until they meet someone on the street.
In order to get the girl, guys have to roll out the red carpet and throw rose petals at her feet.
I'm not going to get you the biggest pearl that ever came out of the shell.
I'm not go stand outside your window with a boom box and play Peter Gabriel.
They say anyone can find love it doesn't matter if you're big or small.
Even a guy like Woody Allen can find love even know he has old balls.
feeble Woody Allen can get anyone even though he's as old as the word amen.
But come on Diane Keaton, Julia Louis, Julia Roberts and even Shirley's therein.
Diane Lane was great and unfaithful it was good for her career.
But it's not much of an acting challenge to be in a loveless marriage with Richard Gere.
I might give you a tub of roses petals just like in American beauty.
I'm knocking him make your field of daisies as far as the eye can see.
You got another thing coming you think your guy have a relationship right out of a storybook. For you there'll be no George Clooney Matt Damon Keith ledger or Dane cook.
If you think you're getting Mandy Moore I'm afraid you're at a loss.
In real life Rachel would never go for dumb as loser like Ross.
Dare we expose our kids to this intellectual smut.
How come in sitcoms and pretty girl is always married to the guy with the big beer gut?
if you have a girl show Dragon or these films like splash or sex and the city.
But these films are much more enjoyable when you got stomach filled with Hennessey.
There is one thing you can take this one message I'm trying to transmit.
Just listen and Nicholas Cage and ascends at the fairy tales are bull shit.
When you go home tonight and watch your maid in Manhattan uncut.
The poor girl never gets a rich guy unless she's a total slut.
I'm not Aladdin and you are not jasmine why should we be lying.
I'll certainly never be built Billy Crystal and you won't be Meg Ryan.
I may not be Prince charming and I may not be home every night,
you will always be in my mind and I will treat you right.
I'll do whatever it takes so I won't have to see you frown.
He physically makes you feel uncomfortable all be Forrest Gump and punch that Fokker down.
We can be like the movie point break, we can snowboard, ski or sky dive.
I will not walk 500 miles for you, but I certainly wont mind the drive.
I’m not the dread pirate Roberts, romeo or Matthew mcConahay
And you’re not Adriana Lima, but I wondn’t have it any other way.
You probably not have the dream wedding that you seen in every Disney movie.
I'll let you take control the music so we can play your Phil Collins CD.
I’m not going to be Freddy prince jr. I cant afford to put roses on all your stuff
Hopefully just being me with a bit of luck is good enough
Cause chick flicks give false hope on what a relationship should be.
You may take to heart and want to be the character in that flick.
But it is all just a movie in the plots are so unrealistic.
One of the things that grinds my gears and makes me so Irate.
But there's always someone out there to be the perfect mate.
We know that there is no such thing as a perfect person as we realize.
The films like a walk to remember tell us otherwise.
They’re saying All women are unorganized wrecks until they meet someone on the street.
In order to get the girl, guys have to roll out the red carpet and throw rose petals at her feet.
I'm not going to get you the biggest pearl that ever came out of the shell.
I'm not go stand outside your window with a boom box and play Peter Gabriel.
They say anyone can find love it doesn't matter if you're big or small.
Even a guy like Woody Allen can find love even know he has old balls.
feeble Woody Allen can get anyone even though he's as old as the word amen.
But come on Diane Keaton, Julia Louis, Julia Roberts and even Shirley's therein.
Diane Lane was great and unfaithful it was good for her career.
But it's not much of an acting challenge to be in a loveless marriage with Richard Gere.
I might give you a tub of roses petals just like in American beauty.
I'm knocking him make your field of daisies as far as the eye can see.
You got another thing coming you think your guy have a relationship right out of a storybook. For you there'll be no George Clooney Matt Damon Keith ledger or Dane cook.
If you think you're getting Mandy Moore I'm afraid you're at a loss.
In real life Rachel would never go for dumb as loser like Ross.
Dare we expose our kids to this intellectual smut.
How come in sitcoms and pretty girl is always married to the guy with the big beer gut?
if you have a girl show Dragon or these films like splash or sex and the city.
But these films are much more enjoyable when you got stomach filled with Hennessey.
There is one thing you can take this one message I'm trying to transmit.
Just listen and Nicholas Cage and ascends at the fairy tales are bull shit.
When you go home tonight and watch your maid in Manhattan uncut.
The poor girl never gets a rich guy unless she's a total slut.
I'm not Aladdin and you are not jasmine why should we be lying.
I'll certainly never be built Billy Crystal and you won't be Meg Ryan.
I may not be Prince charming and I may not be home every night,
you will always be in my mind and I will treat you right.
I'll do whatever it takes so I won't have to see you frown.
He physically makes you feel uncomfortable all be Forrest Gump and punch that Fokker down.
We can be like the movie point break, we can snowboard, ski or sky dive.
I will not walk 500 miles for you, but I certainly wont mind the drive.
I’m not the dread pirate Roberts, romeo or Matthew mcConahay
And you’re not Adriana Lima, but I wondn’t have it any other way.
You probably not have the dream wedding that you seen in every Disney movie.
I'll let you take control the music so we can play your Phil Collins CD.
I’m not going to be Freddy prince jr. I cant afford to put roses on all your stuff
Hopefully just being me with a bit of luck is good enough
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