In my first blog of April "Star Wars Racism part 1" I talked about the arguments being made against the prequals to the Star Wars series. If you have seen Chasing Amy or read blogs about Star Wars you will know what I'm talking about. The following I don't nessarily agree with, but I think is absolutely hilarious. I'm a man of color myself and I think this is funny.
"Those Movies are about how the White Man keep the brother man down, even in a Galaxay far far away." Luke Skywaker is a white farm boy, blond hair, blue eyes, and a fitting model for the Arian Race. Then there is Darth Vader, the blackest guy in the galaxy. Luke Skywaker and his clan(Klan) of other white people decide that the galaxy isn't saafe with a black man running it. Luke and his clan bust up Vaders hood and defeat him.
At the end of Return of the Jedi, Luke pulls of Vaders beautiful black helmet to reveal a febal old white man. Could Lucus be saying that all Black people wish they were white? I don't think so, but the thought of it is funny.
Also on the internet, It says that, Chewbacca was Italian because he was extremely hairy and you couldn't understand what he was saying. hahaha that so riduculous.
Check out Star Wars Racism part 1 in my April blogs!
Friday, May 8, 2009
Video Showcase
Last monday I attended the Bridgewater Video Showcase. I did it in part to get the 33 extra bonus points to add on to the other 33 points that I got from attenting the synopsis. It was very interesting. I didn't enjoy all the films, but I enjoyed most of the films. I'm not going to crap on the ones I didn't like because I could tell how hard people worked on them, and I cannot critise hard work. My favorite short film was the Clown film; I'm just wondering what other people thought of it.
Congrads to anyone who's films made it on to the Bridgewater big screen. I wish I could have seen the other films that didn't make it. I'm sure they were just as good. To be perfectly honest I would have shown up even if I wasn't getting 66 bonus points total. It was definately worth it. Plus, It was free! I sure beats paying to see Max Payne! hahaha
Congrads to anyone who's films made it on to the Bridgewater big screen. I wish I could have seen the other films that didn't make it. I'm sure they were just as good. To be perfectly honest I would have shown up even if I wasn't getting 66 bonus points total. It was definately worth it. Plus, It was free! I sure beats paying to see Max Payne! hahaha
Thursday, May 7, 2009
The Cosmopolitan poem
Five new ways to make your butt look smaller.
Great sailing shoes all over $200
10 new ways of thinking that are the key to success.
Lose all that ugly baby Phat in 10 days or less.
After Thanksgiving dinner do you look a little round.
More ways to lose weight if you're over 120 pounds.
You need to address in our clothes if you want to be the perfect trophy wife.
Lots of celebrity gossip because that's the only thing that matters in your life.
Look 10 years younger, new products for a spray on tan.
Take the 10 question quiz so you can get in a fight with your man.
I know these articles and ads are constantly repeating,
but heres as a quiz to find out if your man is cheating.
I was a maginzene cover with sweet little Amanda bines,
right beside her a headline that said, “Have an Orgazam, every time!”
New shampoo and conditioner from the Philippines Japan and China.
152 new ways to put a dick in a vagina.
Oh the sex tips, there nothing really erotic that they will actually show,
Ir your girl starts drawing on your chest with lipstick, than she reads a lot of cosmo
We would give you world news but it's not something that you can understand.
But here are some new sex positions so he will put a fat or ring on your hand.
Here are some new boots carved from the skin of an ox.
Here's even more beauty tips so you can try to look like Megan Fox.
I’m not saying all women are niave, and that any woman can be caught
But, They are pressured to value such stupid things retarded thoughts.
You don’t have to pick up the magazine, you have the right to choose
Its just going to tell you to buy shit you’ll never need or use.
Shell ask “Where can Find a man’s g-spot is it something I can unlock.
I’ll give you a hint where it is, its located on the wiener.
These magazines say there are more important things than being content
Being 100 pounds is more important than being intelligent.
If you think I’m wrong and you’re feeling very proud
I dare you, to stand in the grocery line, and read the cover out loud.
Naughty Sex, 8 new positions, am I normal down there, what hannanah Montana likes, 10 things guys crave in bed, How to take it in the butt and not feel ashamed, have an orgazam every time!
Great sailing shoes all over $200
10 new ways of thinking that are the key to success.
Lose all that ugly baby Phat in 10 days or less.
After Thanksgiving dinner do you look a little round.
More ways to lose weight if you're over 120 pounds.
You need to address in our clothes if you want to be the perfect trophy wife.
Lots of celebrity gossip because that's the only thing that matters in your life.
Look 10 years younger, new products for a spray on tan.
Take the 10 question quiz so you can get in a fight with your man.
I know these articles and ads are constantly repeating,
but heres as a quiz to find out if your man is cheating.
I was a maginzene cover with sweet little Amanda bines,
right beside her a headline that said, “Have an Orgazam, every time!”
New shampoo and conditioner from the Philippines Japan and China.
152 new ways to put a dick in a vagina.
Oh the sex tips, there nothing really erotic that they will actually show,
Ir your girl starts drawing on your chest with lipstick, than she reads a lot of cosmo
We would give you world news but it's not something that you can understand.
But here are some new sex positions so he will put a fat or ring on your hand.
Here are some new boots carved from the skin of an ox.
Here's even more beauty tips so you can try to look like Megan Fox.
I’m not saying all women are niave, and that any woman can be caught
But, They are pressured to value such stupid things retarded thoughts.
You don’t have to pick up the magazine, you have the right to choose
Its just going to tell you to buy shit you’ll never need or use.
Shell ask “Where can Find a man’s g-spot is it something I can unlock.
I’ll give you a hint where it is, its located on the wiener.
These magazines say there are more important things than being content
Being 100 pounds is more important than being intelligent.
If you think I’m wrong and you’re feeling very proud
I dare you, to stand in the grocery line, and read the cover out loud.
Naughty Sex, 8 new positions, am I normal down there, what hannanah Montana likes, 10 things guys crave in bed, How to take it in the butt and not feel ashamed, have an orgazam every time!
The John Poem
There once was a man who smelled like a ditch
A man that had a voice of very high pitch
The man spoke like he had a unit like a thimble.
If he sang in doors he would break every window.
If you stood right near him his gut would be out your eyes.
He'd start off every greating with “huh huh high you guys.”
His shirts were really tight his bellybutton was always showing.
He made sure he always asked, “hy hyh High you guys hows it going?” huh hla!
His voice was so high it would be harmful to a dog's ear.
His feet were so big he could start waffles for a career.
He was dating the sister of my really good friend Danny Hall.
unfortunately when I walked in the house I could hear them banging through the walls.
Oh oh oh oh we Shazam!
How did he get whether he's creepy like a stalker.
Either she was really good and bed, or just a really good talker.
Didn't hurt when he fell from heaven? You must be a stove cause your hot? There's 206 bones in the body you want one more?
She didn't make sound like that but she didn't ask for more. But, She made sounds similar to sand people from Star Wars.
We haven't seen much of John that school year, he was a man we almost forgot.
But somebody brought up his name while we were talking in the school parking lot.
We were sting on mikes car, patty mack asked what stinks?
It was John driving up in his 1983 mercury lynx.
Man that cars dirty and it really smells like Pooh.
While it doesn't matter I live in Falmouth now, so fuck you!
He told us Falmouth is much better than Barnstable because it really sucks
Then he told us all that we could shove it, and kiss his freakeld stuff.
As he was about to drive off he sipped on a bottle of Jin.
The Mike O'Toole put on his car a bottle of his own urine.
Tim was distracting John so he wouldn't see.
Then John said stop making me laugh together make me pee.
He tried driving off yelling we and shazam.
But then the bottle spills and all over his hand.
You guys are mean huh huh
And that was the last I saw of John he was like nothing you could compare. John drove off into the sunset with the middle finger in the air.
Bye you guys!
A man that had a voice of very high pitch
The man spoke like he had a unit like a thimble.
If he sang in doors he would break every window.
If you stood right near him his gut would be out your eyes.
He'd start off every greating with “huh huh high you guys.”
His shirts were really tight his bellybutton was always showing.
He made sure he always asked, “hy hyh High you guys hows it going?” huh hla!
His voice was so high it would be harmful to a dog's ear.
His feet were so big he could start waffles for a career.
He was dating the sister of my really good friend Danny Hall.
unfortunately when I walked in the house I could hear them banging through the walls.
Oh oh oh oh we Shazam!
How did he get whether he's creepy like a stalker.
Either she was really good and bed, or just a really good talker.
Didn't hurt when he fell from heaven? You must be a stove cause your hot? There's 206 bones in the body you want one more?
She didn't make sound like that but she didn't ask for more. But, She made sounds similar to sand people from Star Wars.
We haven't seen much of John that school year, he was a man we almost forgot.
But somebody brought up his name while we were talking in the school parking lot.
We were sting on mikes car, patty mack asked what stinks?
It was John driving up in his 1983 mercury lynx.
Man that cars dirty and it really smells like Pooh.
While it doesn't matter I live in Falmouth now, so fuck you!
He told us Falmouth is much better than Barnstable because it really sucks
Then he told us all that we could shove it, and kiss his freakeld stuff.
As he was about to drive off he sipped on a bottle of Jin.
The Mike O'Toole put on his car a bottle of his own urine.
Tim was distracting John so he wouldn't see.
Then John said stop making me laugh together make me pee.
He tried driving off yelling we and shazam.
But then the bottle spills and all over his hand.
You guys are mean huh huh
And that was the last I saw of John he was like nothing you could compare. John drove off into the sunset with the middle finger in the air.
Bye you guys!
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